Twitter Quotes · Page 176

A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want.

— Anonymous

We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient.

— Lars Rasmussen

FACEBOOK Is The Only Place Where It's Acceptable To Talk To A Wall... And Being Liked As Well...

— Pacifiersucker

I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

— Nikhil Saluja

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :)

— Nikhil Saluja

My Facebook name should be nobody because when I like your status it will say nobody likes this!

— Anonymous

Social media is the future, with employers recognizing they need to start hiring people with the right skills.

— Ryan Holmes

That awkward moment when youre creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts

— Mswazi Omarion

With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private…

— Robert Powell

There have been moments where I've had to question the way I've used social media and change it. Not because anything was…

— Hari Nef

Social media is basically the entire reason I have a career right now. Like everything, my readership for 'Nimona' came because I…

— Noelle Stevenson

Facebook is a really exciting place trying to do something really important that I really believe in. And it matters.

— Sheryl Sandberg

You're never going to see me in person and be like, 'Woah! She looks totally different than on her social media.'

— Andi Dorfman

There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need…

— Jimmy Fallon

I have been hearing from people that everyone is loving my music, which is a great feeling. To be honest, it's overwhelming...…

— Amaal Mallik

I don't tweet, I don't go on Facebook. I think there's too much information about all of us out there. I'm liking…

— George Clooney

Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet…

— Brad Williams

I search my name on Twitter because I don't want to miss the compliments, and I favorite the nice things people say…

— Nicole Byer

This is why the social networks are successful actually, because we are living in a society where people are frustrated with living…

— Emmanuel Petit

Thanks to the Internet, I think, a lot of hate has moved to more anonymous venues. A lot of people get their…

— Negin Farsad

When I saw Justin in 'The Social Network', I became deeply obsessed with the desire to work with him and reached out…

— Jonathan Demme

MySpace gives our members the ability to reach such an incredible range of people and have direct contact with them. I'm not…

— Tom Anderson

Twitter is great and it's glorious and it's easy, but if somebody comes up with something kind of like Twitter tomorrow, that's…

— Neil Gaiman

Now, is it the case that Facebook is actually run by U.S. intelligence? No, it's not like that. It's simply that U.S.…

— Julian Assange

Oh my god! I just heard myself say, 'I don't know of I should tweet that.' I've become THAT guy!

— Jennifer Carpenter

I want to shine a spotlight on showing how dangerous Trump and his Twitter button can be.

— Valerie Plame

BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.

— Nikhil Saluja

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

— Nikhil Saluja

Trying to earn the respect of a troll is like trying to piss against the wind.

— Anonymous

If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you.

— Nikhil Saluja

In my mind if you're over 25 and using Twitter you need to have a word with yourself.

— Sean Lock

Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook.

— Kand3n

One of these days I'm gonna copy somebodys Facebook status word for word and see if they notice x)

— Author Name

“Social media has allowed anyone with an extreme view to find like-minded supporters.”

— Michael Leese

Was going to make facebook page but couldn't think of a self-description that wouldn't sound pathetic.

— Anonymous

Once again, the only reason I'm tweeting is to ignore this bum asking me to roll down my window.

— Green Monk

It's amazing how annoying some people can be with only 140 characters on Twitter.

— Anonymous

Twitter needs to understand that just because they're the loudest, they're not the majority.

— Baron Corbin

You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind.

— Joanne Lobedica

Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights.

— Nikhil Saluja