“Since social media arrived social skills have declined. Fake became real and narcissists thrive!” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter's designed to reduce the language, directly out of 1984! It's Ingsoc! — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook creeping on someone and accidentally friend request them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I always imagined myself waking up to & sleeping to a social networking website. Dreams do come true. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I got off Twitter just for my own mental health. It's kind of amazing. It's one of those social media sites where… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
I think teenagers nowadays are depending too much of their life on Social Network sites. Facebook, Twitter. What would your life be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is just like posting old-fashioned press releases, and it can be very effective in promoting your business interests and charity work. — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
I put out on Twitter that the only thing I terrorize is the rim. People know me, my teammates know me, everybody… — Enes Kanter Copy Share Image
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
There's no reason to tweet when you are in the midst of a great moment; they are few and far between. So… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
It's definitely a good way to stay in touch with your fans. The main reason I really use Instagram is because I… — Tom Holland Copy Share Image
I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles,… — The Social Network Copy Share Image
My first viral video on TikTok was me duetting a person ruining their hair with color. It got 10 million views overnight,… — Brad Mondo Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
“Social media is good for collective sharing, but not always so great for collective building; good for collective destruction, but maybe not… — Thomas L. Friedman Copy Share Image
My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of my friends send me Snapchats of when they're in the club, and they're like, 'It's your song!' — Zara Larsson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Tweeted Keri Hilson the other day and she actually wrote back! I was so excited. — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't believe in working at any social app. Just be yourself, and post it. — Doechii Copy Share Image
To those who wish to shape the nation's political dialogue, social media is dangerous. — Ajit Pai Copy Share Image
If I can use my social platform to get help in finding someone a bed, then what's the harm? — Akshara Haasan Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I keep a small circle. I'm not, like, a big social media guy. All I have is Instagram, and I'm rarely on… — Jordan Poole Copy Share Image
I've got about 5 million followers on Twitter, and if I tweet anything, there will be faux outrage. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
