Twitter Quotes · Page 173

I have had to come to terms with the fact that I am hooked on Twitter. Not good.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.

— Green Monk

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've realised that my social media needs to be reflective of who I am.

— Zara McDermott

Twitter is really fun - you can talk about one person and it makes 50 others think it's about them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Instagram is a media company. I think we're about visual media.

— Kevin Systrom

I read pretty much every tweet that's sent to me and often reply.

— George Blagden

I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super Social Media site - YouTwitFace.

— Conan O'Brien

“We can have hundreds of Facebook friends, and thousands of Twitter followers, without having a single deep friendship.”

— Jonathan K. Dodson

Before Twitter, if comedians wrote what they had for lunch on a Post-it and put it through your letterbox you wouldn't find…

— Lee Mack

I use Instagram the most. I like visual. I like pictures. I've tried to engage fans and let them see parts of…

— Jesse Palmer

You think that social media is about hooking up online? For these kids [in the Tunisian Revolution], it was a military tool…

— Don Tapscott

MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to…

— Nikhil Saluja

“You have five hundred Facebook 'friends'? That simply means you've redefined 'friend' to make it something like 'a contact I exchange data…

— Hugh Mackay

I feel like there shouldn't be a dislike button on here. Everyone has there own opinion and a way of thought, if…

— Jade Surette

When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you…

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook has become the richest and most powerful publisher in history by replacing editors with algorithms - shattering the public square into…

— Katharine Viner

Twitter didn't make up the hashtag. Twitter didn't make up the retweet. It's our users. And people started using them so much…

— Katie Jacobs Stanton

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I…

— Anonymous

With Instagram and Twitter, you're constantly looking at other people and comparing yourself to them, and it's just not beneficial. There is…

— Brittany Snow

On the Internet, you only need two emails to become two different person, different name, different picture, different ways to say, and…

— Anonymous

My mum and dad are obviously on social media. They don't really know what they are doing, but it's quite easy for…

— Aaron Ramsdale

Everyone just wants to see what you can do for yourself. People think that just because I have some big ridiculous number…

— Drake

I feel like when you do Twitter, sometimes you just have an idea and you fire it off and don't really think…

— Tim Heidecker

Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together.

— Bono

Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different).

— Nikhil Saluja

Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?

— Anonymous

On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!..

— Ritu Ghatourey

I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry but after facebook I'm not going to twitter! I grew up to be a leader not a follower

— Mikal Eguia

“Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice.”

— Chila Woychik

There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are a lot of people I dislike in the world. I mean, a lot. I don't follow any of them on…

— John Gruber

Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me Do you know her? . . . . . Is she your sister..??? :P

— Santosh Roy

What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality.

— Anonymous

“In making these judgments, the team is guided by Facebook’s standards for acceptable expression.”

— Anonymous

I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid.

— George Clooney

Three Things to Control... Tounge, Temper and Temptation.

— Nikhil Saluja