I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There should be a Dislike button, on Facebook Because most of the status I see on Facebook are really creepy. Which makes… — Sexy Boy Copy Share Image
I don't care about Joe Schmo with two Twitter followers saying bad things to me, but if the guy I'm sitting next… — Jessica Mendoza Copy Share Image
“TWITTER At the time of writing this is the king of social media, so by the time of publication it could be… — Susie Boniface Copy Share Image
“And does Alan have a last name?" I asked. "Probably," said Curtis, "but we have a 'if you have to ask, you… — Aldous Mercer Copy Share Image
My social media is very strict to my character and I've disabled comments on a lot of things because why would the… — Aleister Black Copy Share Image
I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg. — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall … And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I personally run my social media, so I read all the messages. I get amazing messages. I try to respond as much… — Kerli Copy Share Image
I was on Facebook. I was on MySpace. And somebody said to me, You should check out this thing called Twitter. I… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
So I have people who tweet and ask me, 'You can't be this happy all the time. You can't be this cheerful.'… — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
“Oh, I just love the Tube! And the Facebook! And the Tweets!” “Why do you keep putting the in front of those?”… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
Ferguson shows the power of social media. This could have not been a story. Or it could have just been a local… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
I really started to enjoy Instagram more recently because it's something that shows people what I'm doing and what I'm going through,… — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
It all stems from the same thing - which is that when we are face to face - and this is what… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
“Ironically, the so-called social media may also be adding their own pressures. Although they have far more connections than ever online, many… — Ken Robinson Copy Share Image
The nice thing about twitter is the architecture of visibility. Email is invisible unless you reach out to someone directly. With Twitter,… — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Become addicted to facebook is like loving someone without knowing the reasons... — Dezdexterm Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.” — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If anyone ever accuses me of bias - on Twitter, say - they're blocked straight away. It simply isn't true. — Jonathan Agnew Copy Share Image
I'm on Twitter. I love Twitter because I'm kind of voyeuristic. I don't tweet, but I look at other people's. — Max Minghella Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is important, but it's not more important than protecting your soul. — Melanie Scrofano Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fame is the worst thing that can happen to a person. I choose not to appear in anything publicly. Twitter's it! — Sia Copy Share Image
Back in the days, it was called a diary, nowadays its called 'facebook' — Festuskiprop Copy Share Image
