Twitter Quotes · Page 178

I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats.

— Anonymous

Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day.

— Kim Stolz

The smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account.

— Lorde

I don't wanna go full mainstream and have my followers go 'What happened?'

— Blueface

I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;

— Nikhil Saluja

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF READING THIS TWEET U JUST GO SIT AND CONTEMPLATE THIS EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY

— Kool A.D

You can use social media to turn strangers into friends, friends into customers and customers into salespeople.

— Seth Godin

It's easy to follow national politics and weigh in on social media, but if I'm tweeting stuff about Chatham County, no one…

— John Darnielle

Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly…

— Nikhil Saluja

“mix in your mind diet: 25 percent media, 50 percent books, and the remaining 25 percent social and workstream (offline and online).”

— Tim Sanders

“You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.”

— Marie Jacquelyn

Go ahead sub tweet about this You sit behind a computer Ill fucking dismiss You think your an author But your just…

— Princesss

“Begini rasanya harihari di linimasa. Wajahmu; 140 huruf yang terus menguntitku tanpa jarak hingga senja lesap dalam kita”

— Helvy Tiana Rosa

“Users take their technologies with them to bed.[cxiv] When they wake up, they check for notifications, tweets, and updates, sometimes even before…

— Nir Eyal

God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still…

— Simi Ngr

“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to remain…

— Oche Otorkpa

If democracy is to survive Facebook, that company must realize the outsized role it now plays as both the public forum where…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

I see girls on Facebook half naked photos waiting for likes wanting boys to say shes sexy or hot. Saying shes ugly…

— LiveLIfe2fullest

I think there's a time to be private and a time to be public, and I think that companies like Facebook and…

— Yuri Milner

I can go into LinkedIn and search for network engineers and come up with a list of great spear-phishing targets because they…

— Kevin Mitnick

If you want to measure social media ROI, stop wasting your time doing software demos and attending webinars. Just figure out what…

— Jay Baer

“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of…

— Bunmi Laditan

I do love Instagram, and my kids are with me, like, 24-7, so it's inevitable that they'll be on there. And honestly,…

— Britney Spears

I do everything through Twitter, YouTube or the Internet somehow.

— Dana White

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Liking ur own status on face book is like giving urself a high five in real life.

— Anonymous

Today Facebook went public, just as Myspace's last user went private.

— Conan O'Brien

All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made.

— Nikhil Saluja

Best thing about social networking is how it brings us all together so we can have lunch with our phone.

— Green Monk

One out of every five page views in the United States is on Facebook!

— Gary Vaynerchuk

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have always said that Twitter is my forum to talk to people about what's happening in my life.

— Huma Qureshi

I'm not really a Facebook fan because I don't know how to use it! It's so complicated!

— Anonymous

Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is nothing more than a competition of who can get the most likes.

— Luis De La Garza

With social media there seems to be controversy at everything.

— Helen Baxendale

Nothing says douchebag more than a Facebook profile pic of your abs.

— Anonymous

It's like being dumped when a person you like talking to on twitter unfollows you.

— Anonymous

Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish.

— Nikhil Saluja