Stupidity Quotes · Page 55

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

— Anonymous

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

— Stephen Hawking

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

— Adam Carolla

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

— Anonymous

Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be

— Niels Bohr

Stupidity would not be absolute stupidity did it not fear intelligence.

— Nicolas Chamfort

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

— Dave Barry

I'm not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.

— Anonymous

I hate to do the stupid things in science lab to doing all the tests which has already been explained by a…

— Subhananda

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his…

— Konrad Adenauer

“...the Uncommon Stupidity charge agents me be dropped." My shock at the "Honorably Ass-kisser" comment was pushed away by the thought of…

— Kim Harrison

It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our…

— Richard Dreyfuss

“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of…

— Bertrand Russell

Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.

— Stephen Fry

The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent…

— Bertrand Russell

“Some people are smart and they know it. Some people are retarded and they know it. The worst kind of humans are…

— Teni. A

Tired of dumbass people messing with me!! really? like stfu!! leave me alone!!!! damn, people these days really that pathetic to make…

— Patience

“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid…

— Douglas Adams

It [defending Salmon Rushdie] was, if I can phrase it like this, a matter of everything I hated versus everything I loved.…

— Christopher Hitchens

Did you get your money by fraud? By pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope…

— Ayn Rand

For at least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice…

— Aldous Huxley

Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yield! Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain. Exalted reason, Resplendent daughter of the…

— Friedrich Schiller

“You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every…

— George Carlin

It's usually easier to rouse stupidity to action than to arouse wisdom to effort, for wisdom sees alternatives while stupidity lacks the…

— Chapman Cohen

This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When men can hate without risk, their stupidity is easily convinced, the motives supply themselves.

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

— Georges Courteline

There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

— Thomas Mann

People fall in love like It's a joke. There's something wrong with you.

— Alec

A good friend never lets you do stupid things alone but a best friend never does any stupid thing alone.

— Bikramjit Sarker

Inflation does not lubricate trade but by rescuing traders from their errors of optimism or stupidity.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

— Scott Adams

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

After I reached my teens I decided I didn't want to hang out with anyone. I couldn't handle the stupidity.

— Kurt Cobain

“Our lives are businesses that are sometimes run by idiots.”

— Patrick Reinken

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

— Terry Pratchett

“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

— Andy Weir

Common sense is not a gift,it is a punishment,because,we have to deal with every one, who does not have it.

— Anonymous

“I swear stupidity is contagious and as hard as I try, logic doesn't seem to be the cure.”

— Jamie Canosa

Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity.

— Nikhil Saluja