Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Long live gravity! Long live stupidity, error, and greed in the palaces of fantasy capitalism! — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
There is no greater stupidity or meanness than to take uniformity for an ideal, as if it were not a benefit and… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When we think of cruelty, we must try to remember the stupidity, the envy, the frustration from which it has arisen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Football is not merely a small business, it's also a bad one. Anyone who spends any time inside football soon discovers that… — Simon Kuper Copy Share Image
The real test of love is when a person—including you—can know your weaknesses, your stupidities and your smallnesses, and still love you. — Dossie Easton Copy Share Image
They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary mediocrity and colossal stupidity. Otherwise, it was great. — Mikhail Baryshnikov Copy Share Image
If all people learned to think in the non Aristotelian manner of quantum mechanics, the world would change so radically that most… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
Intelligence is not necessarily a good thing, something to value or cultivate. It's more like a fifth wheel - necessary or desirable… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
“Power is okay, and stupidity is usually harmless. Power and stupidity together are dangerous.” “I never said stupid,” Ben corrected me. “You’re… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I think that Mr. Obama is not just inexperienced; he is also hampered by a distinct inner emptiness - not an emptiness… — Shelby Steele Copy Share Image
“When you are going on a spiritual path, as I explain it, you are basically raising your vibration. You then begin to… — Dan Desmarques Copy Share Image
There is a great ladder of religious cruelty, and, of its many rungs, three are the most important. People used to make… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Rather than seek to be squired and dated by their rivals why should it not be possible for women to find relaxation… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
