Sex is like maths, subtract clothes add bed divied legs and pray you don't multiply :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you go black you will never go back once you go white you know its just right — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think that you're in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like, 'Wait, whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight I would tell you but you won't believe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The passion between the sexes has appeared in every age to be so nearly the same, that it may always be considered,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conjoined twins simply may not need sex-romance partners as much as the rest of us do. Throughout time and space, they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin beiber: I wanna have sex with miley cyrus His dad: Why? Justin Beiber: I'm gonna do it really hard and see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talk dirty to me. Make me moan, turn me on. Shove me against the wall, kiss me repeatedly, touch my body. Curl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a DL man is out having sex with men, he's not debating whether or not he's gay or bisexual. He has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck me. sideways.in a chair. backwards.twice. from behind. on top. for hours. upside down. horizontally. standing up. in a bed.on the table.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Power is the engine of the world,and sex and money its oil and lubricants.God is at best the invocation before you start… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im talking about u girl yes the one who teasing me with the clothes lol jk — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres No Excuse For Hitting a woman, unless you're slapping that ass during sex! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
