Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl so damn fine I am going to treat you like my homework I am going to slam you on this table… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We would lie there in my bed. Do you remember all those nights we never slept? No clothes, sweaty doing all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one sex can govern alone. I believe that one of the reasons why civilization has failed so lamentably is that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A great deal of thought must be given to your daughter's marriage. Otherwise, she will simply slink off like a cat on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are more evolved biologically and emotionally, that's well known and it's obvious. But they confuse sex and the spirit; they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most extraordinary characteristic of current America is the attempt to reduce life to buying and selling. Life is not love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think sex was made for strangers, Making love is for the ones who plan to stay together, How about we embrace… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This could be so much more. So much more than a casual kiss, and a quick caress beneath the sheets. This really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls always late guys very rarely, Guys always the bad guys girls very rarely, Girls hearts get scard guys very rarely, Guys… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The use of knowledge in our sex (beside the amusement of solitude) is to moderate the passions and learn to be contented… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who has never had a good relationship needs to discover why he avoids intimacy. Your problem is not your sexually addictive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight: I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My body is a TEMPLE..Sooo I am going to wait for marriage. Then you can explore It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do like the way twitter marks all sex offenders with little blue ticks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share