Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody has a bit of freak in them, it just takes the right person to bring it out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to control anybody's mind or anybody's heart - I just want to help free people from the concept of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The data don't lie: a Chicago street prostitute is more likely to have sex with a cop than to be arrested by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't underestimate Jewish chicks. They can party like no tomorrow and you better be prepared and have a condom or two with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the friction of two spiritual things, of tradition and invention, or of substance and symbol, from which the mind takes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every man, woman and child seeks equal justice, equal opportunities, equal dignity. Without discrimination, regardless of race, sex, religion, sexual preference or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, yougrab her tits as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Their violence (the jungle wars of the '70s), and all violence for that matter, reflects the neutral exploration of sensation that is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eve talking to someone on her computer and having trouble with the language translator…"I have two like crimes. Your data and your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman means by Unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others; a man means not giving trouble to others...thus, while the woman thinks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You asked for a loving God: you have one... The consuming fire Himself, the Love that made the worlds, persistent as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making love is NOT the same as having sex. Please understand the difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex has become more and more attractive because of its condemnation by priests — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making love begins from the outside in. Being in love begins from the inside out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sex for money is illegal , unless its filmed and distributed ?... hmm — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
