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Sex Quotes by Anonymous

345 Sex quotes by Anonymous

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Sex is talked about as a deep connection that can feel like a breath‑taking moment. Some quotes compare it to a powerful car or a thrilling ride, while others remind us that intimacy involves both pleasure and emotional closeness. They also warn about how sharing problems can change the dynamic.

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Fuck nd forget...!

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For the wrong thinkers.

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I LOVE SEX !

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“Sleep is the new sex.”

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Boring sex will get you cheated on...

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If you believe in havin' sex, say me too?

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If sex is dignified it's not being done right.

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Women may fail when there is no strength in man

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Sex is easy, love is hard

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I'm sorry, I don't speak never-gets-sex-again.

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Desperate is not a sexual preference.

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Sick and perverted always appeals to me.

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When sex started becoming easier to get, love started becoming harder to find.

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.

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They say you should never work with children or animals… Isn't that right, Rolf?

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When a pole , gets inside a hole , it produces a new soul ;)

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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.

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Since sex got so easy to get, love got harder to find.

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Sex is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble.

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Music, Sleep, Sex, and video games are the most effective stress relievers.

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Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me…

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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other…

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In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every…

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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and…

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BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps…

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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...

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Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems because a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to…

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Treating a person as a means to an end, and an end moreover which in this case is pleasure, the maximization of…

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When one is required to preside over the Church, and be entrusted with the care of so many souls, the whole female…

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And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can…

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The gods made our bodies as well as our souls, is it not so? They give us voices, so we might worship…

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...we will arrange for 'religion' to become a small subdepartment of ordinary life; it will be quite safe - harmless, in fact…

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In masturbation there is nothing but loss. There is no reciprocity. There is merely the spending away of a certain force, and…

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So one time, one of my guy friends said, Im pretty sure Im straight but Ive never slept with a man so…

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Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when…

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It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about…

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All of the ABOVE for me hah

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They were never butterflies. Just fire.

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Couples who have more sex tend to argue less.

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You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

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Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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