I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex won't make him love you. A guy can love your sex and still not love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: I have the pussy so I make the rules. Boy: I have the dick so I fuck the rules — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the cloths divide your legs and pray you wont multiply!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever you see, in an official lectionary, the command to omit two or three verses, you can normally be sure that they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, just wait a little longer, 'cause maybe someday I will be ready, and when that day comes, we'll both be happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because in every relationship there comes a point when the damage is too much and no matter how good it once was,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finally a woman confesses! Confess what? What women never allowed themselves to confess. What men always criticized on them: they only obey… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way. Being explicit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love can become devotion. Love is the first step; only then can devotion flower. But for us even love is a faraway… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had thought no girl could ever be satisfying enough to keep me from wanting someone else, something new and exotic every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Two kisses in one kiss was all it took, a comfort, a warmth, perhaps temporary, perhaps false, but reassuring nonetheless, and mine,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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