You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX ITS YOUR FIRST TIME IT HURT BUT THEN ITS ALL PLEASURE BEYACH!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The drive to propagate our race has also propagated a lot of other things — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love sex! So why waste time? So why are you just standing there fully clothed? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex should be a lot like tennis. After it's over, you put your balls away, shake hands and go on with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies They won't know what they're doing wrong unless you tell them. So either speak up or put up with bad sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of herhead and make it come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men don't have higher sex drives than women. We just act like we don't always want it because withholding sex gives us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man and a woman are new to one another throughout a life-time, in the rhythm of marriage that matches the rhythm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's woman's spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex interesting. The real lover is the man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, sex or religion, nationality or status.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The definition of love changes as you get older. When you are a teenager, you say I love you! just because you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like nowadays, relationships are so rushed, and that's why they end so quickly. People have sex too quick, also becoming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know the reason The Beatles made it so big?...'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. Fucking brilliant. Perhaps the most fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the speed limit for sex? . . . 68, coz at 69 u have to turn around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knock Knock... Whos there? Ben hur Ben hur who? Ben hur over and give it to her doggy style — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl this is what men think if u f** 1 dude then ur good none your excellent and so on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex just complicates everything , it stresses love it causes jealousy and it beats curiosity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl is in love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
