Hey Baby, You Wanna Come Over To Myspace & Twitter My Yahoo Till I Google All Over Your Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is good, sex is fine, Doggystyle & 69, Just for fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loneliness, good sex and good memories can make you go back to a bad ex. Remember the real reasons you're not with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why they call it a Walk of Shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snow is like sex, you never know when you might get some, don't know how many inches you'll get, or how long… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love you. In fact, he has odd ideas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn’t try to sleep with people even if they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tendency in the media is to portray everyone in the film industry as sex-starved creatures. Please spare us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage...is the union of two people of different sexes with a view to the mutual possession of each other's sexual attributes for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We choose our sex, our color, our country, and then we look around for the particular set of parents who will mirror… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I think of you; Thoughts of special moments flood into my head/heart. My hand wanders to my passionate spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women, we care a great deal about being thin and good looking, whereas men mostly care about sex - ideally with women… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're great, Jo and me. We're pals, and I guess sex has a lot to do with it. She's also brilliant at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that there is one ultimate reason why women cheat on their partners? It is due to fact that they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating is always worse when a woman does it because she has experience turning down sex. When she cheats, it is premeditated… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not believe in sex distinction in literature, law, politics, or trade-or that modesty and virtue are more becoming to women… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I'm still a sensitive woman, just with passion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studies show that sex in the morning is more effective than caffeine. At least that's what I'm going with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love isn't all about flirting, hugs, kisses and sex. Love is about taking all those things away and still having feelings for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A king is always a king - and a woman always a woman: his authority and her sex ever stand between them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Six minutes isn’t sex,” I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. “Six minutes is a boiled egg.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those weekends where all you do is have sex? Last night I was so sick of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I was being picky, but I really didn’t think being able to spell orgasm without being spotted a vowel was asking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
