I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.” — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
“What is your collective GPA for this year?” “Not as high as I'd like it to be.” Freud steepled his fingers in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I could just hear my mom now, "You know those old candy cigarettes are bad for you. Next thing you know, you'll… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting… — George Huang Copy Share Image
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is… — Andrea Fay Friedman Copy Share Image
There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus! — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says haha good one and we laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it… — Persia Copy Share Image
“But the people only talked about how ugly her face looked. No one even bothered to mention what a sweet, kindhearted girl… — Janaki Sooriyarachchi Copy Share Image
“We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles." "That's not precisely true, is it?" said a velvety voice. It was Magnus Bane,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I could do without your sarcasm. (Kat) And I could do without your bleeding heart. (Xypher) Just remember, my bleeding heart is… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I need to ask, are you afraid of spiders?" Nicholas blinked, suddenly caught off guard, "Yes, I'm afraid of spiders." "Were you… — Stephen M. Irwin Copy Share Image
Early on I was a fan of Grandmaster Caz of the Cold Crush Brothers. I liked the way that he used a… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
“Billy tries to imagine the vast systems that support these athletes. They are among the best-cared for creatures in the history of… — Ben Fountain Copy Share Image
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me… — Blondie Copy Share Image
They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“I’m just allergic to cheating trollops – it makes me break out in sarcasm.” — Jane Harvey-Berrick Copy Share Image
“If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.” — Meghan Apriceno Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You really need to work on intonation when you use sarcasm. That way people will know when you’re being an asshole.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
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