I’m just allergic to cheating trollops – it makes me break…

I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

— Anonymous

“Trollops are capital things in port, but will not do at sea.”

— Patrick O'Brian

I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

— Anonymous

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case,…

— M.A. George

You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them

— Green Monk

Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to the people's…

— Zacomh

“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.”

— Evan Kuhlman

“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

— Steven Wright

“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to…

— Lyndsay Faye

“What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I…

— Kate Avery Ellison

“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was…

— Andrea Portes