I think whoever started the 'Good morning' thing was just being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic, Codex. I think that's sincere, actually. Wow.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple — LyLe Copy Share Image
The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
“Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought… — K. Syrah Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.” — Alex Owens Copy Share Image
One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“Or maybe, just maybe, he'd got close enough to sense the melancholy that sits at the core of her, usually hidden deep… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“I realize you're planning on fighting all the dragons single-handedly-" "I'm going to protect you from John, dammit. Show him that he… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. "I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
“I wanted to say, with as much sarcasm as I could put into my voice, "Sir, your poem is both original and… — Helon Habila Copy Share Image
“The inextinguishable lesbian spark. You've surely heard about it? The one that was first ignited at Lesbos, because Sappho was so sad… — Gerd Brantenberg Copy Share Image
Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia Copy Share Image
I really hate it when I'm in a good mood and suddenly something bad happens and ruins everything — Crystal Jones Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic,” he said. “How can you not be sarcastic in this pharmacy you call a school?” — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer. — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later. there is no in between. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Final Destination 5...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don't know the difference.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace fo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.” — Ashley Elston Copy Share Image
