“Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.” — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I don’t like to think of my hips as a nuisance, but more of an asset. I mean, if this were, like… — Julie Murphy Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was, How hypocritical… They head straight for… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked. "Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a… — Frankie Rose Copy Share Image
We're not big on irony in Jamaica, sarcasm and double-talk. We tend to say things plainly, sometimes to the point of boredom. — Marlon James Copy Share Image
Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death." He blinked. "There is a fine line between… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we know people who are too wonderful for words. I am not one of them. Or you, for that matter, as… — Michael Hogan Copy Share Image
When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with… — Mike Vogel Copy Share Image
And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or… — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
“Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house… — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through… — Melanie Kay Taylor Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?" "She's gone forrard to the Police Office," returns Mr Bucket. "You'll see her… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me… — Blondie Copy Share Image
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“I’m just allergic to cheating trollops – it makes me break out in sarcasm.” — Jane Harvey-Berrick Copy Share Image
“If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.” — Meghan Apriceno Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.” — Tracy Guzeman Copy Share Image
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are insulted for your sarcasm, that means you hit the target you killed the person you mocked on. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
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