“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.” — Evan Kuhlman Copy Share Image
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.” — Jules Barnard Copy Share Image
“You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog." COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back… — Sarah Orne Jewett Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic, Codex. I think that's sincere, actually. Wow.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“He wouldn't let her work. You know, he was controlling. Some men are like that.' He gives me a quick sideways smily.… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Brightness...I believe you stray into sarcasm." "Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex… — Butch Hancock Copy Share Image
“I ken who you are! You're Strathfearn's granddaughter. Julie Stuart, is it? Och, aye, Lady Julia! Well then, Lady Julia, tell me… — Elizabeth Wein Copy Share Image
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit… — A.T. Hicks Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t very well make a special delivery to the door of the constabulary now could I? And he’d have made the… — Ella J. Fraser Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but any organization that claims you for a member doesn’t get to call itself sinister,… — Courtney Milan - The Suffragette Scandal Copy Share Image
“Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?' 'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whale's… — Claire Fayers Copy Share Image
Friend: I say tomato you say … Me:FUCK YOU FRIEND : You were suppose to say tamota lets try it again .… — MEE Copy Share Image
“Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.” — Tracy Guzeman Copy Share Image
If you are insulted for your sarcasm, that means you hit the target you killed the person you mocked on. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think whoever started the 'Good morning' thing was just being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
You know your childhood is pretty much over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the f*cking couch. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia Copy Share Image
I really hate it when I'm in a good mood and suddenly something bad happens and ruins everything — Crystal Jones Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic,” he said. “How can you not be sarcastic in this pharmacy you call a school?” — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple — LyLe Copy Share Image
The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later. there is no in between. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
