I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice. — Ben Foster Copy Share Image
“Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.” — Shubham Choudhary Copy Share Image
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. — Tom Bergeron Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“No one referred to Fearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone’s party.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Humor and sarcasm: Humor and sarcasm are two very common ways to deflect, avoid, or simply deny feelings and thoughts.” — Shirley Impellizzeri Copy Share Image
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all."… — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I didn't slap anyone! I was just swinging my hand in the air and someone decided to block it with his cheek.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later, you will discover which kind of father you are, and at that moment you will, with perfect horror, recognize… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“No zek had the right to stay one second in his workroom without the supervision of a free employee because prudence dictated… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the… — Vissarion Belinsky Copy Share Image
“Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either… — Joseph A. Schumpeter Copy Share Image
“Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen Copy Share Image
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery” — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, with sarcasm and a sense of being lost: Oh indeed! Indeed!” — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“You know politicians', Rosa said. 'They're sensitive as schoolgirls, and more vengeful.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
