“Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. — Homer Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; Hide and Seek. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Guys insult eachother and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe. — GuyCode Copy Share Image
“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not… — Melissa Rivers Copy Share Image
“Oh, my! I'm so sorry, my lord!" I apologised, my voice coated with sarcasm. "As hardy as I am, it's just impossible… — Cayla Kluver Copy Share Image
“Um, hate to break it to you, nut Em doesn't need justice", I pointed out, voice heavy with sarcasm. "She needs to… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.” — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Nature wishes that woman should attract man, yet she often cunningly moulds into her face a little sarcasm, which seems to say,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
“Nobody liked my plan. "You want us to split up?" Chase asked, his brow wrinkling in obvious bewilderment. Lake echoed the sentiment,… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“There are some however more condescending, and gracious enough to confess, that many Women have wit and conduct; but yet they are… — Lady Sophia Fermor Copy Share Image
“How do we exorcise one of the Jinn?" He shrugged. "You got Yellow Pages?" "Seriously?" Jai snorted. "Yes, Ari. There are Aissawa… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
A lot of people try to use sarcasm to flirt, and it tends not to read well. Most people who are successful… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“There are these amazing little seeds called compassion . You should grow some.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I like messed up people, and I try to associate with them as much as I possibly can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. “Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU b''CH. — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ Copy Share Image
