You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
