You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
