Pizza Quotes · Page 12

I go to frozen pizza or soy chicken nuggets when I need a five-minute meal.

— Christina Applegate

I had this dream of starting a pizza business since college. I came up with the name, menu, and recipes back then.

— John Schnatter

“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.”

— Jarod Kintz

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.

— Sara Paretsky

I love Somali foods like canjeero, a pancakelike bread; same for pizza, burgers, and sushi.

— Halima Aden

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra

So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less.

— Ruth Ann Minner

I stopped eating dairy; it's hard, being from New York I have a soft spot in my heart for pizza.

— Noah Galvin

I don't know why people eat so badly. I could eat pasta all the time, but it really is fattening. And I…

— Christopher Walken

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age…

— Jay Leno

“They were most peculiar. And they eat pizza pie.” “For breakfast?” “No, for lunch and dinner. But it’s not a pie at…

— Bill Bryson

I'm pretty boring with pizza toppings. I only ever eat margherita. If it's ever anything else then I'll just go 'mmm', pretend…

— Conor Maynard

If you're ordering chain, you're a person with poor taste. Everyone lives near a pizza place that's better than a chain. They…

— Dave Portnoy

Herman Cain has moved ahead of Mitt Romney. Can you believe that? Political analysts say this is because Americans don't understand Mormonism…

— Conan O'Brien

For several years I had no idea that I had become anorexic. And I'd be at places with people I cared about,…

— Lindsey Stirling

Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And…

— Merton Miller

“The crust is the best part,” he explained around his mouthful of food. “If they made an all-crust pizza, I’d be a…

— Priscilla Glenn

“From the distance of England the Italian cuisine seems to be all things to all people. It does not expect you to…

— Rachel Cusk

The old saying of work hard, play hard really works for me. For me it's all about focus. To get the Fire…

— Danielle LaPorte

“Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even…

— Mike Birbiglia

“There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.”

— G.A. McKevett

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family…

— Mike Birbiglia

What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

— Faye Kellerman

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

— Natasha Leggero

“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!”

— Eoin Colfer

Teams working on disruptive ideas need to be small enough that they can be fed by no more than two pizzas.

— Scott D. Anthony

Life is too short. If we're in Italy, have pizza and pasta. But not every day.

— Harley Pasternak

I dream about 'Cheers.' Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful…

— George Wendt

I am not a heavy drinker, I've never taken a drug in my life, but I am prone to a pizza.

— Tony Bellew

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

— Terry Pratchett

I like to eat chocolate and pizza - that's my vice! - just like everyone else, but if I do it I…

— Cara Castronuova

I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I…

— Robert Iler

There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery

— Neal Stephenson

Singers aren't supposed to have dairy before a show, but we all know I'm a rule breaker. Pizza is just so good!

— Justin Bieber

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

— Zach Braff

Comfort food is really anything you want at that time. That said, I really love Naple-style pizza.

— Geoffrey Zakarian

My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

— Bob Dylan

“Life is like a pizza. It is good to eat. You better share your pizza with me. You greedy Piggy slob.”

— Jim Benton

I absolutely love Italian food. So pizza - like a margherita pizza, penne arbiota, a glass of wine. That's like my dream.

— Julianne Hough