Dave Portnoy

I call it as I see it.

— Dave Portnoy

All Patriot fans despise Goodell.

— Dave Portnoy

We make fun of everybody.

— Dave Portnoy

I'm bigger than the Beatles!

— Dave Portnoy

I hate hypocrisy.

— Dave Portnoy

Belichick's the greatest who's ever done it.

— Dave Portnoy

The easiest thing to say is, 'I'm sorry.' We don't do that.

— Dave Portnoy

We're a comedy brand that pokes fun at everybody.

— Dave Portnoy

You'd never believe how hard it is to find a wetsuit in Boston.

— Dave Portnoy

Ad revenue is important, but we want to be self-sustaining.

— Dave Portnoy

Do I like Manhattan? No. Do I want to be in Manhattan? No.

— Dave Portnoy

I go on EEI shows. I go on with people I like.

— Dave Portnoy

You can't put Barstool in a box however hard you try.

— Dave Portnoy

We will not bow down to the winds of PC culture whichever way they may blow.

— Dave Portnoy

It's strange: There are feminists who like Barstool and then feminists who hate Barstool.

— Dave Portnoy

I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing.

— Dave Portnoy

I don't know how anyone lives in Miami. Because no one goes to sleep.

— Dave Portnoy

No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke.

— Dave Portnoy

Everybody hates Goodell. He unifies all Patriots fans, all New England, everybody hates him equally. He's really a hated guy.

— Dave Portnoy

The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically.

— Dave Portnoy

There's so much PC police. There's so much, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' We're the exact opposite.

— Dave Portnoy

We really want Barstool Sports to be a brand that means something. It doesn't just have to be myself... you see the…

— Dave Portnoy

Everybody is saying, 'ESPN is not cool, no one is paying attention to ESPN, they're all paying attention to the Barstools of…

— Dave Portnoy

The fact that Manti Te'o thought for a long time that he was dating, like, a fake girl and then that she…

— Dave Portnoy

Everything related to the NFL, we're banned from. Whether it be Media Day, whether it be even doing negotiations for TV shows,…

— Dave Portnoy

Everything the NFL touches that maybe we should be involved in... we always get the message the NFL frowns upon working with…

— Dave Portnoy

If you're ordering chain, you're a person with poor taste. Everyone lives near a pizza place that's better than a chain. They…

— Dave Portnoy

When have I ever said I don't want to sell out? I've been the most honest, 'I'm going to sell out right…

— Dave Portnoy

There is always a line that can't be crossed. Anything that is said or written from a place of hate will never…

— Dave Portnoy

We have this fanatical fan base that wants to see us succeed, and so they get it. They get that to get…

— Dave Portnoy

I like seeing Roger Goodell squirm.

— Dave Portnoy

We like sports. We're not apologizing for it.

— Dave Portnoy

I think I'm a fairly smart person.

— Dave Portnoy

You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice.

— Dave Portnoy

I'd say we represent the silent majority.

— Dave Portnoy

I'll speak to anybody, anytime, anyplace.

— Dave Portnoy

I make the decisions nobody else has the stomach to make.

— Dave Portnoy

That's the thing about New York, the streets of New York are crazy!

— Dave Portnoy

We have a long history of our reputation speaking for itself.

— Dave Portnoy

It was always our belief that if we brought out good stuff our fans will like it and we'll go.

— Dave Portnoy