Pizza Quotes · Page 11

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan

— Desperate Housewives

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a…

— Steven Wright

I had three jobs my junior and senior year of high school. I worked for the gas station and worked for a…

— Curt Schilling

If zombies ever take over I want to be prepared with a survival kit that includes a pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

My dad was traveling a lot, but when he would come home and cook, he'd cook pizza.

— Hilary Knight

I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want

— Michael Clifford

It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap,…

— Gordon Bethune

I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill…

— Libba Bray

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it.…

— Stephen Colbert

My friend is having his period," I told the pizza guy, and handed him his tip. "He needs Britney and extra cheese…

— Maggie Stiefvater

I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what…

— Mitch Hedberg

I think the best way to crash a stranger's party would be to arrive as the pizza person, buy pizza, buy some…

— Hannah Hart

Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun…

— Guy Fieri

Children want to mimic adults. They notice when you choose to prepare fresh vegetables over calling in another pizza pie for dinner.…

— Marcus Samuelsson

I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian…

— Jennifer Love Hewitt

In the world where people with money overlap with restaurants and try to work out how to make more money, one of…

— John Lanchester

Just being aware of what you are about to do greatly diminishes the tendency to do what you don't want to. You…

— Srikumar Rao

When I come to Chicago, I gorge myself. I get off the plane and start with Gene and Jude's for two hot…

— James Belushi

“I always thought we only had two choices in our lives when it came to pizza crust—thin and crispy, or thick and…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

The Vietnamese Hoa were merchants and manufacturers. They were very successful and thus, according to the logic of Marxism, responsible for society's…

— P. J. O'Rourke

That's a lot of vegetables. "It is, yes, and if you eat them like a good girl..." He lifted the silver lid…

— Anonymous

So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I…

— Jim Butcher

“When we get closer, he pushes out both of the chairs across from him. He nods at them and says, “Take a…

— Meghan Quinn

At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut.

— Anonymous

I have to admit I don't like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my…

— Liz Truss

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

— Thom Yorke

I wasn't going to McDonald's every week, but a nice pizza after three points isn't a bad way to have it.

— Jordan Pickford

Some women being empowered does not prove the patriarchy is dead. It proves that some of us are lucky.

— Roxane Gay

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some…

— Eddie Murphy

I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order…

— Marina Abramovic

I want pizza so bad right now. The good kind of pizza though not the bad kind. The good kind is so…

— Aaron Paul

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

— JWoww

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.

— Stefano Gabbana

I worked odd jobs delivering pizza, folding chairs, telemarketing, selling kitchen cutlery door to door.

— Mark Foster

If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm lactose intolerant, so usually pizza makes me feel horrible. But I'll occasionally go very hard and do pizza and pineapple.

— Alex Wolff

Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics

— Adam Pazandak

I'm not a guy who typically has an after-party. I like to have pizza in my hotel room with the people that…

— Joseph Benavidez

I got mobbed at a pizza parlor. Kids and especially girls went going crazy. They got so excited.

— Alex Wolff