So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet. — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I, being bilingual and bicultural, am as American as apple pie and rice and beans. — Miguel Cardona Copy Share Image
Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game. — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have… — Faith Hill Copy Share Image
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest. — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend,… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
“When you do not know how to make money in a particular space, hand it out to experts, you will still ‘Own… — Sandeep Sahajpal Copy Share Image
Doing projects really gives people self-confidence. Nothing is better than taking the pie out of the oven. What it does for you… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Because of an off-hand funny comment I made backstage at a concert years ago, a story circulated that the song has been… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
As you can imagine, over the years I have been asked many times to discuss and explain my song "American Pie." I… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him,… — Gary Carter Copy Share Image
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't… — Kevin Myers Copy Share Image
Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come… — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
Those of you who come in with me now will receive a big piece of the pie. Those of you who delay,… — Huey Long Copy Share Image
Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie… — Harry Reasoner Copy Share Image
I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea. — Doug Davidson Copy Share Image
Wigan is the town I come from. We're all known as pie eaters in Wigan. — John Whaite Copy Share Image
I'm pretty proud of my pie crust. I think I've finally learned how to manhandle it just enough. — Marti Noxon Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. — Mitchell Burgess Copy Share Image
The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably. — Louis O. Kelso Copy Share Image
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating. — Chuck Barris Copy Share Image
I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though. — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie. — John le Carre Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
