Pie Quotes · Page 6

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

— Jim Davis

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

— Biz Markie

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.

— Craig Claiborne

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

— Stephen King

I would rather do really good French films than 'American Pie.

— Guillaume Canet

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

— Robert Breault

I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.

— Claude Williams

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

— Edward Young

I love roasted pecans. I'll make a sort of granola with the roasted pecans, turn that into a super nutty pie crust,…

— Christina Tosi

When people are frightened about going hungry and paying their mortgages, a scarcity model begins to prevail; they fear someone else will…

— Barbara Kingsolver

We were with Hayden Schlossberg enormous fans of that first American Pie. We were in college when it came out, and we…

— Jon Hurwitz

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was…

— Caroline Rhea

If it tastes good, spit it out. All those cakes and pies and candy and ice cream -- all that terrible fast…

— Jack LaLanne

One hopeful sign that the filmmakers can learn and grow is that the sequel does not contain a single pie, if you…

— Roger Ebert

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about…

— Louise Rennison

I look at pastries and cakes, tarts and pies. My body craves sugar, always craves sugar. Years of alcohalism and the high…

— James Frey

See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only…

— Dave Barry

“People I had never seen before flocked in, their faces showing a longing you never saw for cake. People's eyes lit up…

— Judith Fertig

Once you get cocky that's when you start to, A, turn into an asshole to everybody and, B, make mistakes because you…

— Timothy Miller

Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A…

— Ilona Andrews

I wanted to be in the FBI. I also wanted to be a pie salesman. It was so intense that the studio…

— Shirley Temple

Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a…

— Al Roker

Sometimes you have to censor books. When I read 'Peter Rabbit,' I skip the part about Peter's father ending up in one…

— Regina Brett

One can derive the same fun from print-making as from making mud pies and great subtlety can be achieved through the use…

— Ralph Steadman

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

— George Will

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just and idea, just pie in the sky.

— Boris Yeltsin

Then HBO was the pie in the sky. HBO is the absolute ultimate.

— Casey Neistat

I've actually eaten in The Ivy in London. I love their shepherd's pie.

— Barry Keoghan

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

— Hilary Swank

She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill

— John Hartford

One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it.

— Hayden Schlossberg

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

— Dylan Moran

You like apples I like apple pie we both are different but also very same

— MrAwesome

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen.

— Leif Enger

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.

— David Brin

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

— Lisa Loeb

The Big Six teams have long been waging a greedy campaign for a bigger slice of the Premier League pie.

— Simon Jordan

I'm not much of a baker, but I can make a pretty good sweet potato pie.

— Da'Vine Joy Randolph

If you want to make a [rhubarb] pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe.

— Carl Sagan

I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'

— Jennifer Coolidge