Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works. — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I do play all the characters, when I write them, one after another. If they actually had to film me, the only… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
The world is like a dropped pie most of the time. Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Just had lunch with the president who seems pensive, slightly deflated, realistic, aggravated and resolute. Didn't eat his pie. — Katie Couric Copy Share Image
I don't want to do something just to be on TV. If I did I might as well just go on and… — Lisa Stansfield Copy Share Image
Jumping back into it was easy as apple pie, it was natural. Honestly, I'm not trying to be nostalgic and talk about… — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image
I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think there's enough pie… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger… — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
I always say that love is like the meat in a pie,” Freddy put in. “The crust is what people see—the practical… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“She took the box; it was too heavy to be muffins or croissants, and the cardboard bottom was so warm, she felt… — Francesca Serritella Copy Share Image
Food is life. Food is also very sensual, and in Pushing Daisies, pie being reflective of life and a man who was… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
The fact is that life has become a sweepstake. Millions of people who have lost the sense of being able to make… — Max Lerner Copy Share Image
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
Chris Christie has officially endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Christie said President Obama is 'shrinking the American pie.' And believe me, if… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Because I’ve got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding," “Why are they all high-calorie foods? — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
Once upon a time there was a saucer pie. A saucer pie is one that is baked in a saucer instead of… — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
The tax rate increases reduce economic growth; they shrink the pie; they cause more poverty, more despair, more unemployment, which are all… — Arthur Laffer Copy Share Image
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on… — Gabby Douglas Copy Share Image
There is no data that can be displayed in a pie chart, that cannot be displayed BETTER in some other type of… — John Tukey Copy Share Image
When people ask what 'American Pie' is about, they're missing the point. The song isn't about the lines themselves - it's about… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
There is a tradition in Southern cooking of recipes handed down for generations. And when I make my grandmother's strawberry pie I… — Kimberly Schlapman Copy Share Image
Whatever you build, you're building for the family - not with an eye toward getting away, but with an eye toward adding… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Of course there are people who think of 'heaven' as a kind of pie-in-the-sky dream of an afterlife to make the thought… — N. T. Wright Copy Share Image
There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
I will normally eat about seven or eight mince pies in one sitting. Sometimes, I can get to double figures. My friends,… — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I… — Bruce Jenner Copy Share Image
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
