You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Labor is getting a shrinking slice of a pie that's not growing very much. — David Autor Copy Share Image
From the time I can first recall the rain falling on the red clay in Florida. I wanted to make things. When… — Augusta Savage Copy Share Image
I was born in the late '50s, was a child of the '60s, then the '70s, then the '80s, then the '90s,… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Claggy is often seen as a negative word, yet for me it describes perfectly that full-mouthed feel of a treacle tart of… — Susie Dent Copy Share Image
Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained… — James Berardinelli Copy Share Image
I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease,… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
Most firms are hierarchical in nature, with everyone getting different slices of the economic pie. The problem is those slices are negotiated… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
Harnessing adversity is a discipline tailored to a world of unpredictable outcomes--a world where one can disturb, but not wholly direct, a… — Richard Pascale Copy Share Image
I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
I love seeing somebody act real earnest and serious, like Jackie Gleason. He makes me laugh because he reflects back to me… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Gina Hyams has put together a fabulous fun book/gift: Pie Contest in a Box: Everything You Need to Host a Pie Contest.… — Shauna James Ahern Copy Share Image
The whole can be greater than the sum of it's parts, that we all have something to put in the pie to… — Frank Gehry Copy Share Image
Smurfs must only eat Smurfberries. They can eat Smurfberry pie, they can have a Smurfberry sandwich, they can do whatever they want.… — Kelly Asbury Copy Share Image
Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Negotiations over a shrinking pie are especially difficult because they require an allocation of losses. People tend to be much more easygoing… — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used… — Sam Donaldson Copy Share Image
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed… — Rick Danko Copy Share Image
Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another… — Irving Berlin Copy Share Image
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
I don't like the phrase having it all. It implies we're being greedy, like "have a second piece of pie." — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble… — Guy Ritchie Copy Share Image
The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad… — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
I have a soft spot for 'Wind of Change' because it was my first one, and it was a departure from Humble… — Peter Frampton Copy Share Image
Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last,… — Jeff Probst Copy Share Image
Both the forces of good and evil will keep the universe alive for us, until we awake from our dreams and give… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Spanakopita is a traditional Greek savory pie wrapped in flaky layers of crisp phyllo and filled with spinach and salty feta. — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image