Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
“No olive?” I said. “Only a fucking beast would have an olive in his martini,” — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient. — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.” — Shannon Lynette Copy Share Image
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many. — Chris Gayle Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more,… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
The kids accepted my drinking as a part of life. Not a particularly pernicious part. I didn't beat up on them. Basically… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, 'Gee, you are really… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
See you just don’t understand women the way I do J.D. They want it all: a career apple martinis financial independence great… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
Whenever I finish a book, I go off and have some kind of adventure. Having had an adventure in my writing chair… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Why couldn't we put on a defense? I had seventeen witnesses standing outside the door. They just dropped the defense and went… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I always get an espresso martini to start off the night, it's just a nice energy boost to get the night started.… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Mirabelle? Mirabelle Bevan? Well, I’ll be blowed!” Mirabelle started, almost spilling her drink. It took her a moment to realize who the… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
I'm definitely an anomaly, but I'm making things. They're selling, say, martinis, and I'm kind of making vintage Riesling. People aren't going… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I've never had a coconut chilli Martini before,' I tell him. 'That's the thing with getting older. You run out of new… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
