“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.” — Dorohy Parker Copy Share Image
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
Aside from the martini, the mint julep may be the most iconic cocktail in America. — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. — Daniel Seligman Copy Share Image
This is an excellent martini—sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw… — Rick Fox Copy Share Image
“There is something about a Martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Lawrence Dunning Copy Share Image
I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Adrian ordered a martini, earning disapproving looks from his father and me. "It's barely noon," said Nathan. "I know," said Adrian. "I'm… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time… — Jenna Lyons Copy Share Image
If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
The great thing about working with NPR - and, really, there's like a million of 'em - is all the cool stuff… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
The kids accepted my drinking as a part of life. Not a particularly pernicious part. I didn't beat up on them. Basically… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, 'Gee, you are really… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. — Tank Abbott Copy Share Image
“Any time, any place, any where. He's not called Doctor Martini, is he?” — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine. — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini. — Paul Desmond Copy Share Image
'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea. — Alice Taylor Copy Share Image
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful. — Banks Copy Share Image
Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
