“An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Your eyes have fingers that grip me by the collar of my soul & pull me into you.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
Marriage is a terrible institution, it creates such a regression of the mind. — Fela Kuti Copy Share Image
Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the y is silent. — William A. Clark Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Man Views Women in 3 ways - Respect material , Wife Material & Sex Material - Depends on how She presents herself. — Patrick Ngetich Copy Share Image
“She [Sidonie Rougon] never spoke of her husband, nor of her childhood, her family, or her personal concerns. There was only one… — Émile Zola Copy Share Image
I don't believe that if you love somebody you have to possess him, live with him or marry him. — Lara Dutta Copy Share Image
The greatest way to get most husbands to eliminar la celulitis do one thing is to suggest that perhaps they're also old… — Anne Bancroft Copy Share Image
“You're a pretty woman." "I'm almost as pretty as that silver wedding ring on your left hand.” — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
People cry at weddings for the same reason they cry at happy endings: because they so desperately want to believe in something… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
When married one has to get into an argument once in a while since in this way one learns about the other. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“In fact, when some wedding guest inevitably complains about the seating arrangements, you might point out how long it would have taken… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
“A story must be exceptional enough to justify its telling. We storytellers are all ancient mariners, and none of us is justified… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Marriage ... has historically been a battlefield, the site of collisions within and between governments and religions over who should regulate it.… — Evan Wolfson Copy Share Image
What Bob and I had was something special that God ordained. Ours was more than a husband-and-wife relationship, it was as if… — Rita Marley Copy Share Image
My character on 'The Good Wife' is a smaller character, and his story arcs are typically season-long, unless it's a big episode… — Graham Phillips Copy Share Image
“Yet complicated people were getting wet - not only the shepherds. For instance, the piano-tuner was sopping. So was the vicar's wife.… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
I have spent seven of the 12 years I have been married a victim of political persecution. I must be the first… — Asif Ali Zardari Copy Share Image
Because values change, legislatures abolish the death penalty, permit same-sex marriage if they want, abolish laws against homosexual conduct. That's how the… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
“A happy wife is a happy life,” he said, echoing a popular rich-man truism.” — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
Marriage, for whatever reason, has always both interested and terrified me. — Ryan Eggold Copy Share Image
My husband is a chef, and he often brings home a lot of useless kitchen tools. — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one. — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
There's a lot of luck involved in getting married to the right woman. — Michael Buffer Copy Share Image