Marriage Quotes · Page 516

“Tell me it wasn’t fucking you, and you still get to come to the motherfucking wedding sweetheart... Melody G.”

— J.J. McAvoy

“Sweets to the sweet, farewell! I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet’s wife; I thought thy bride-bed to have decked, sweet…

— William Shakespeare

I'm an old-fashioned girl, and I didn't believe in living with people, so I guess I married for the wrong reasons at…

— Jaclyn Smith

If Jack, Frank and Mary are in a loving relationship and were all for marriage equality, then why aren't the three of…

— Mike Gabbard

When you get divorced and remarried, nobody gets discarded. Everybody is still there. Even if their storyline is not directly yours.

— Ann Patchett

Marriage is - among other things - a study in contradiction and disappointment, and inside that reality there is space for us…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a…

— Chelsea Handler

“You don't have to wear a wedding ring to be a husband. And you don't have to be a husband to be…

— Annabel Pitcher

We chose to do a reality show with my husband Dean McDermott, because we wanted to give the reality of our situation,…

— Tori Spelling

“A hard working man, is a good husband who make sure his family is well taken care of it with everything, from…

— Zybejta "Beta" Metani' Marashi

Evan Wolfson is a dear friend of mine. Almost more than any other, Evan is responsible for bringing the issue of marriage…

— David Mixner

I had a great run with WWE. WWE gave me great visibility. I met my wife there, and I got paid a…

— Brock Lesnar

If you like somebody, they look better to you. This is why spouses in happy marriages tend to think that their husband…

— Paul Bloom

'If You Could Read My Mind' was written during the collapse of my marriage. It's a great song. No one has any…

— Gordon Lightfoot

Daphne is the eldest of the Bridgerton daughters, so she is the first to make her debut on the marriage mart and…

— Phoebe Dynevor

In the run up to the big day, my brother kept saying, 'you are getting married' every five minutes. Because everything happened…

— Rupali Ganguly

What happened between the sheets on the night of the royal wedding I cannot tell you. I was not there.

— Gyles Brandreth

“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.…

— Anonymous

“When the men started to argue about the logistics of my devouring my own husband, which screamed cannibal in my humble opinion,…

— Darynda Jones

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the…

— Ambrose Bierce

It PASSED! Marriage equality in NY!! Yes!! Progress!! Thank you everyone who worked so hard on this!! A historic night!

— Neil Patrick Harris

“I decided, on the spot, to let God into my heart, in the hope that my newfound faith can somehow be used…

— Nick Hornby

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.

— H. L. Mencken

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

— Linda Evans

I was not going to be distracted by anything - a fight with my wife, a bump in the car, whatever it…

— Dorian Yates

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

— Erma Bombeck

Do not economize on the hymeneal rites; do not prune them of their splendor, nor split farthings on the day when you…

— Victor Hugo

My wife saw a mug somewhere that says, 'I'm silently correcting your grammar.' I think that is perfect thing for me.

— Harry Hadden-Paton

“Always be careful what you say. You can say you're sorry, but you can never take back what you said.”

— F.B. Newman

“I will not marry Ashton. However bound by honor to do so, I will not marry Ashton. I will not marry, ever!”…

— V.S. Carnes

I just wasn't one of those girls who dreamt of her wedding day and the birth of her first child.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

I had the fleeting thought then that we are each of us pathetic in one way or another, and the trick is…

— Curtis Sittenfeld

“Those who make withdrawals without making deposits, eventually find the relationship empty for future withdrawals.”

— John Arthur

My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.

— Anonymous

I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates…

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course,…

— Dean Koontz

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

— Nanette Newman

I think that divorce is hard for anyone. It's a nightmare - it just is - and you can pretend you're fine.…

— Nicole Kidman

For many dads, pride is often defined by events like graduations, weddings or taking their sons to their first match.

— Robbie Savage

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

— Helen Rowland