Marriage isn't always cupcakes and Jesus juice, but it's important to show each other your marriage is a priority and that you… — Zoe Foster Blake Copy Share Image
My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha." — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“Jesus honey, your husband ain’t dead, he’s in hiding.” He growled, watching her visibly flinch. - Jase Devlin” — Nina D'Angelo Copy Share Image
“It is only a deep echo, perhaps a reverberation of her husband’s madness, as soft as a rustle of batwings in a… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When I'm at home, I don't discuss business. I don't talk business. I don't answer the phone. It's just me, my wife,… — DMX Copy Share Image
I would never interrogate a child or a spouse the way I would a litigant. People wouldn't want to be around you.… — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I don't fight with people - like, I can barely fight with my husband because I'll just start crying instead. — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
My wife was the first art collector in the family, and I didn't become interested until around 1973. The first important artwork… — Eli Broad Copy Share Image
“Some people buried their fears in food, she knew, and some in booze, and some in planning elaborate engagements and weddings and… — Jenny Colgan Copy Share Image
“I have this special license burning a hole in my pocket, so I was thinking we might go find a vicar and… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
We are all trying to balance our careers and children and give as much of ourselves and our time to them. You… — Kelly Preston Copy Share Image
I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Moreau, the guy who built the castle at the beginning of the nineteenth century, built it for his wife. But she died… — Jaime Jo Wright Copy Share Image
“And then all this talk of love and marriage out of nowhere? It's the war talking. I know; I've seen it. They… — Jessica Brockmole Copy Share Image
I was approached to do something for seven years, and it was a quality project. I did seriously think about it, but… — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
Words are just not quite enough today, when your love will light the way, to a wedding filled with joy never ending,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A strong marriange rarely has two strong peope at the same time.It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was sent to a nice Church of England girls' school and at that time, after university, a woman was expected to… — Kate Adie Copy Share Image
“Mr. Dawson's wife was really so very meek that I fear when the Day of Reckoning comes much of this tyranny will… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
“Tolstoy's wife copied out the entire manuscript of War and Peace in longhand seven times.” — David Markson Copy Share Image
Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the… — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
You never really know the person you were dating's true colors until you get married or break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Both of my marriages have taught me the same lesson twice over really harsh: listen to your instincts. Don't be a people… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee." "Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!” — Lady Astor and Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Someone—or ones—was in the house; my gut told me they were my faithless husband and his illicit lover. A ribbon of smoke… — Jack Erickson Copy Share Image
If you fight against gay marriage, I expect you to fight for prohibition and laws against adultery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“A cop? You married a bloody cop?" " I married a bloody criminal," Eve muttered, "but nobody ever thinks of that.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“To an outsider it seems a vital ingredient of many marriages that each partner should support the illusions of the other.” — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to… — Fanny Fern Copy Share Image
You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women… — Charleszetta Waddles Copy Share Image
If two people want to get married, it's their prerogative - we hope. Everybody should be able to do what they want… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
“Life was good. Everything was going right. It was almost scaring him because usually when things were going this well it was… — Michelle Sutton Copy Share Image
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Communist until you get rich, feminist until you get married, atheist until the airplane starts falling — Juanda Brahma Metta Copy Share Image
