Regency romances end in marriage; zombie stories end in the zombies being vanquished. 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies' delivers both. — Adam Cohen Copy Share Image
He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife. — Nicolas Bentley Copy Share Image
I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby. — Lana Turner Copy Share Image
Don't wait until valentine's Day to make your girlfriend, wife or booty call fat or fatter. — Realest Copy Share Image
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Marriage is amazing, and I wish every person on this planet to have a blissful marriage. — Jennifer Winget Copy Share Image
You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“The whole world's effort of working hard goes to waste. Just as the bull [that turns the wheels on the oil mill]… — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
“She knew her duty inside and out. The prosperity of the cash drawer brought happiness to husband and wife. Not that Madame… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
A man received message from his neighbor... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am… — Ritesh Copy Share Image
“The good news is that I believe every woman who wants to can find a great partner. You're just going to need… — Tracy McMillan Copy Share Image
My husband is that rare man who is blessed with the ability to see the big picture but will not ignore the… — Nita Ambani Copy Share Image
“If we wed, Milady, you will belong to me. Your rank will be my rank, and your station will be this croft.… — Emily Tilton Copy Share Image
The man who does not think it was America's duty to fight for her own sake in view of the infamous conduct… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
You can spend a long time wondering why this has happened. You can tell yourself you won't take another step until you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn’t make up with my wife.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's like marriage. The race there is between total knowledge of each other and death. If death comes first, it's considered a… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
When a relationship is right, it is no more possible to wake up and want out of the marriage than it is… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
“Summer is a gentleman: slowly warming the earth at length before undressing her in the fall.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I think marriage is a cultural thing - it's my opinion that nature doesn't tell someone to get married. — Abhay Deol Copy Share Image
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Married or unmarried, young or old, poet or worker, you are still a dreamer, and will one time know, and feel, that… — Donald G. Mitchell Copy Share Image
In our private lives, we hate saying sorry. I would rather saute my eyeballs in butter than admit I am wrong to… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
“foolish child is a father’s ruin,† and a quarrelsome wife is like the constant dripping of a leaky roof.†” — Zondervan Publishing Copy Share Image
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the… — Chris Bohjalian Copy Share Image
“I’ve seen unhappy marriages where each spouse wants the other to change, where each is confessing the other’s “sins,” where each is… — RosettaBooks Copy Share Image
..we are trained as children to get good grades, get a good job, get a good spouse, get children, get ahead. In… — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
I think you'll find, when you're married, that it isn't nearly so important for you to be interesting as it is to… — Patti Page Copy Share Image
“She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.” — Hilary Grossman Copy Share Image
“Asking to hold a musician's instrument is roughly similar to asking to kiss a man's wife. Nonmusicians don't understand. An instrument is… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I might be more fluent in Swedish than I am in Spanish. My wife speaks it to our kids, and they're fluent… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Pardon me for not being willing to commit my entire future to you based on two kisses and a blueberry muffin.” — Laura Lee Guhrke Copy Share Image
When I come home and have a new song I've written, she gives me an honest critique. If my wife likes it,… — Charles Kelley Copy Share Image
![“The whole world's effort of working hard goes to waste. Just as the bull [that turns the wheels on the oil mill] gets a piece of oil-cake (as a reward), the wife gives the husband a piece of handvo (savory lentil and rice cake), and so the work continues. All day long, one is producing like the…” quote by Dada Bhagwan](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/a10/dada-bhagwan-31_continues_the-whole-world-s-effort-of-working-hard_2973883.jpg)
