The purest, most beautiful and appealing experiences of life: romance, love, marriage, and parenthood. — Boyd K. Packer Copy Share Image
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Can you find a man who loves the occupation that provides him with a livelihood? Professions are like marriages; we end by… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“What you and Ramsay choose to do in private is for you to decide alone. Do you want a large Mordenian wedding?” — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
If you've never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you're an animated, rotting corpse,… — S.G. Browne Copy Share Image
When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Divorce: a word which changes the relations of life and the struggles of happiness as well. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Luckily, my wife is amazing. She's one of the few people in my life I'm completely honest with. I've told her everything… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
“More than one thing is never true. People love to say the opposite, love to talk about inner conflict, nuances, levels of… — Laura Dave Copy Share Image
Before I ran for District Attorney, two Republicans invited my husband and me to lunch. And I knew a party-switch was exactly… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
Between a Man and his Wife nothing ought to rule but Love. Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never… — William Penn Copy Share Image
The beautiful gift of my husband is that he saw me the way I've always wanted to be seen and there's something… — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
My whole childhood when I was growing up, Michael Jackson was my husband. My cousins had Jackie Jackson and my sister had… — Siedah Garrett Copy Share Image
“You can’t even think of ten things that make you happy,” she said. “What made you think you were ready for marriage?… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
Fashion had no interest for me. I would take photographs in the studio. I would go back home, and my wife would… — William Klein Copy Share Image
Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than… — James Van Der Beek Copy Share Image
Ask yourself, "How are my thoughts, words and deeds affecting my friends, my spouse, my neighbour, my child, my employer, my subordinates,… — Epictetus Copy Share Image
It's clear your marriage is a happy one Your love is solid to the core May the years ahead be happy ones… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HUSBAND: if I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE: That you are… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
An actress who has worked most of her life is suddenly expected to slow down and her work taken away from her… — Raveena Tandon Copy Share Image
Most married men are completely jealous of my existence - the way it's designed. As far as, surrogate wife, surrogate kids. — Bruce Buffer Copy Share Image
“Build me a cabin in Utah Marry me a wife, catch rainbow trout Have a bunch of kids who call me “Pa”… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller Copy Share Image
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn. — John Mckay Copy Share Image
Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, Whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, Makes me with thy strength to… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly… — Warren Jeffs Copy Share Image
I had met my now wife, Sheryl, and was attempting my first try at monogamy, which was not really in my nature… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I got married six weeks ago. It's just a sweet thing. I haven't got a better word for it. It's an enormous… — Sonya Walger Copy Share Image
True lovers don't marry someone they can live with, they marry someone they can't live without. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know if you say Fuck Me 3 times in the window at 1 am your wife will tell you to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
You marry a non-graduate, then you are going to worry if your son or daughter is going to make it to the… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
My first husband is a lovely, lovely man, but he always viewed my job as a hobby, and there came a time… — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
Love in the peace of the blessing in the inheritance with a god in the worship of the man and an attraction… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“When she had been married a little while, she concluded that love was half a longing of a kind that possession did… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
People often say that when couples are married for a long time, they start to look alike. I don't believe that. But… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Every family needs as identity. Be Courageous. Be Spontaneous. But most of all be - Authentic. — Dr Angela Chester Copy Share Image
I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club. — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
