Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other...… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Success in relationships takes death to the flesh. Singles stop begging for what you won't die for and couples start dying so… — Hope D. Blackwell Copy Share Image
Even though many couples are choosing to marry later in life, our laws haven't been updated to address dating partner abuse. — Gabrielle Giffords Copy Share Image
My husband believed that all women who want to should be free, equal, independent, creative, well informed, and lead stimulating, interesting lives.… — Lucille Kallen Copy Share Image
I love you, Ella May," I whisper, kissing her cheek. "And one day I want to be doing this exact same thing… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
Oh well, I will say here, knowing each man, let you find a good wife too, and love her as hard as… — Robert Creeley Copy Share Image
Ours has been as good and enduring a marriage as so many marriages that have survived the ups and downs for four… — Saira Banu Copy Share Image
“I’ve had affairs before but never like this - I need a reason to leave my wife,” Shimansky said, desperately appealing to… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
For my wife and I, for so many years, a lot of our identity was based on being Hollywood haters. We were… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
I think a lot of us are a lot more cautious with marriage because of what we saw happening with our parents.… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
You need a really supportive wife, who understands how hard I want to work, how desperate to be successful I am, and… — Eddie Howe Copy Share Image
One of the favorite conservative themes is that the cure for poverty is more marriage and earlier marriage. We hear that all… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
"And they lived happily ever after" is one of the most tragic sentences in literature. It's tragic because it's falsehood. It is… — Joshua L. Liebman Copy Share Image
Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just… — John Daly Copy Share Image
Women tend to be preservers of the social structure, of marriage. They don't want to upset their husbands or their significant others.… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“I have promised you in marriage to one husband—to present a pure virgin to Christ. 2 Corinthians 11:2” — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
“He was an anarchist, though he never got into any trouble about it, except with his wife.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
You dont need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each… — Toni Sciarra Poynter Copy Share Image
I married somebody who is very secure. He's been in my corner from the time we met, and we grew in this… — Susan Lucci Copy Share Image
I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here,… — Luis Guzman Copy Share Image
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“I intend to look people about to get married , wed lock is a costly affair to commit suicide.- AMIZ (AMIT PRAKASH)” — AMIZ AMIT PRAKASH Copy Share Image
I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to… — Anne Heche Copy Share Image
I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous… — Natasha Hamilton Copy Share Image
My dad's wife, my stepmom, is a serious painter. My dad also paints. My mother is a brilliant sculptor, and her husband… — Peter Heller Copy Share Image
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
George Bush says that gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. Is anybody here married? Does it feel like… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I got married at a very young age, and of course, for all the wrong reasons, and ended up divorced and lost… — Willie Aames Copy Share Image
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My husband is one of those guys who just loves sandwiches - breakfast, lunch, or dinner! — Tiffani Thiessen Copy Share Image
A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to… — Anna Magnani Copy Share Image
There will probably be some days when you don't feel like being nice to your spouse. If you follow your feelings and… — Craig Williams Copy Share Image
“I felt it would be years before the knotted-string dream of other people’s performances of woe for my dead wife would thin… — Max Porter Copy Share Image
I have always dressed somewhat well - not because I work at GQ - but because my wife is amazing at finding… — James Mullinger Copy Share Image
The Southern slave would obey God in respect to marriage, and also to the reading and studying of His word. But this,… — Gerrit Smith Copy Share Image
Obviously, marriage is not a synonym for morality. But stable marriages and families do encourage moral behavior. — Gary Bauer Copy Share Image