My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When I'm married, I will never fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love and marriage are completely unrelated enterprises. Marriage bears as little resemblance to love as competing in the Olympics does to your… — Zinzi Clemmons Copy Share Image
“Even now, we have laryngitis from screaming at each other: the dirty little secret of a durable marriage.” — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“A man who kisses his wife when he goes into a clinch with her, should look deeply into her eyes also.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
My parents eventually moved back to Brazil, so since then, it has been me and my wife, although they are always involved. — Philippe Coutinho Copy Share Image
It's a scary thought knowing that you could go through life without finding that special someone, never get married, or never have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was amongst the virtues like the great Turk in his seraglio of women, and I chose to dwell with that virtue… — Sarah Fielding Copy Share Image
“I think people expect too much from marriage today" he said. "They expect perfection. Every moment should be a bliss. That´s TV… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
“No, you cannot beat your wife. No, you cannot hit your sister. No you cannot use abusive language to any woman (or… — Heena Rathore P Copy Share Image
“Well,' replied Tony, 'I think [Christ's] line would be the same as it always has been - that [sex without marriage] is… — Richard Adams Copy Share Image
I never watch television, although, the other night, my wife and I caught an episode of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' from Season… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm receiving 300 to 500 letters every week from people telling me that God used my stories to save their marriage or… — Karen Kingsbury Copy Share Image
Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I couldn't be touring unless my husband was on the road with me, taking care of our son while I'm onstage and… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Le mariage doit incessamment combattre un monstre qui de v ore tout: l'habitude. Marriage should always combat the monster that devours everything:… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation. — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
My parents getting divorced gave me the opportunity to play for my granddad and to meet my wife. I fell in the… — Jason Witten Copy Share Image
It's always a mystery when you're going into a role - 'Here's your wife of 40 years and... action!' How do you… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
It may be that the ignorant man, alone, Has any chance to mate his life with life That is the sensual, pearly… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
It's my belief that, like every other American, gay and lesbian couples should be able to make a lifetime commitment to the… — Mark Udall Copy Share Image
A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
The whole idea that someone should not be able to marry who they love based on their gender and their preference is… — Jane Wiedlin Copy Share Image
The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't… — Nikita Khrushchev Copy Share Image
I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have a very realistic image of what marriage should be. It takes effort, but it shouldn't be the hardest thing that… — Joanna Garcia Copy Share Image
“Congratulations on your marriage, Guglielmo. We hope you and Dr. McCloud enjoy a long, happy life together. The Molinaro Family.” — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
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If and when you do decide to share your experience with your husband, it should be because you feel ready to do… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I just used to make up stories for the kids at bedtime and my wife goes, 'you should start putting that stuff… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Marriage is not for individual happiness, but for the welfare of the nation and the caste. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
The majority of the time I live out of a rucksack in some jungle or stuck up some mountain. The luxury tends… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
“And Submission is the mate of Dominance. The two are destined for marriage." ~Lucian Bane” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands. — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
If homes are going to survive, it will be because husbands and fathers again place their families at the highest level on… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
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