I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off! — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Whenever I can, I like to go to Cotswolds, in England, where my husband had a cottage. I spend my time reading… — Thelma Schoonmaker Copy Share Image
“To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
I just wish, when neither of us has written to my husband's mother, I didn't feel so much worse about it than… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
Not listening to what my wife tells me is my worst habit. I'm always losing my concentration. — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling… — Steve Wilkos Copy Share Image
Even before marriage I used cook delicious dishes for my wife and mother-in-law on Jamai Sasthi. — Kharaj Mukherjee Copy Share Image
“Tell me. Why would you consider me insane, but the man who can't hold a job, who cheats on his wife, who… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
My husband and I don't worry about each other the way we might if we didn't have similar jobs. I sometimes get… — Julie Payette Copy Share Image
The economic dependence of woman and her apparently indestructible illusion that marriage will release her from loneliness and work and worry are… — Mary Barnett Gilson Copy Share Image
Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
We were very strategic in involving people in our wedding that had great common sense as it pertains to matrimony, which is… — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
“And what makes you think I'm going to do anything you say?" "Because for the time being you are legally mine,and that… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“I believe in marriage. I believe that two good people can be happy together for a lifetime. It’s the only thing even… — Kate Hilton Copy Share Image
In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“After all, marriage is marriage, and money's money—both useful things in their way ...” — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
You don't want your marriage to be sustainable. You want to be evolving, nurturing, learning. — Mitchell Joachim Copy Share Image
“If you want to guarantee yourself a life of misery, marry somebody with the idea of changing them” — Peter Bevelin Copy Share Image
Some of my happiest moments are the ones I spend with my husband, a few close relatives, and a handful of very… — Robin Marantz Henig Copy Share Image
I think that marriage is beautiful. And if it's a partnership with someone you love, then it really is beautiful. Yeah, I… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
My fiancee and I recently eloped. We went on a fabulous honeymoon to Europe, and I was able to see and do… — Lee Majors Copy Share Image
God forbid I do the 'Electric Slide' at a wedding or something. People would lose their minds. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
All I do is I have this insulated life with my wife and my daughter and a couple of friends who I… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, 'Another box arrived!' Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books,… — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
Sorrow for not understanding like I understand now the unpredictable, profound journey that marriage is. — Ruby Dee Copy Share Image
Please remember that your wife is a human being; if you abuse your wife physically, emotionally, or psychologically, then don't expect her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience. — Star Jones Copy Share Image
There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
A happy marriage isn't the easiest thing in the world to achieve, but it's much easier to come by than a happy… — Shirley Boone Copy Share Image
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
A woman plays many roles in her life. She is a daughter, a wife and a mother. Every woman obviously wants to… — Anne Nwakama Copy Share Image
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love… — Barbara De Angelis Copy Share Image
I was always going to make music, but I cleaned up my act a lot just to be a good dad and… — Randy Houser Copy Share Image
“I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“I used to think that those essentially happy and romantic novels that ended with a wedding were all wrong, that they had… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Our spouse will usually interpret our message based on our tone of voice, not the words we use. — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
