Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“However, in God’s timing, He does sovereignly choose to bring a husband and wife together for them to accomplish together what they… — David Boehi Copy Share Image
There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they… — Alan King Copy Share Image
“To be a good spouse, wife or husband, the wilfulness of Ganga needs to be balanced with the serenity of Shiva. Only… — Devdutt Pattanaik Copy Share Image
My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children. — Jenna Bush Copy Share Image
Marriage is a fight to the death. Before contracting it, the two parties concerned implore the benediction of Heaven because to promise… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I am the level-headed person in my family and with my husband, I am the first one to say 'sorry' in order… — Simone Missick Copy Share Image
Here's my advice to you: don't marry until you can tell yourself that you've done all you could, and until you've stopped… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“Janey was planning a short engagement, she'd simpered, and so, of course, the inevitable collection for the wedding present would soon follow.… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
A division grows so deeply between a couple that nothing can pull them back together. And then - for everyone's sake -… — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense… — John Piper Copy Share Image
George W. Bush's approval ratings have plummeted as Americans realize that it's not gay marriage that's destroying the country, but rather the… — Michelangelo Signorile Copy Share Image
In 5,000 years of recorded human history... neither in the east or in the west... has any society ever defined marriage as… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Are we not also married to conscience which we would love to get rid of often enough since it is more bothersome… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Even my going back to school was to inspire young people that it's never too late to education. That's all I can… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
I'm a dad twice over, but I'll never feel like I know what I'm doing. My wife took to motherhood like a… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
I would want the going-back-in-time superpower, so I could take back the stuff that I say and gets me in trouble with… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got married young, far too young, but it is fine. We are still married 48 years later. I got married at 19. — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
Using the existence of a marriage license to determine when the state should protect interpersonal relationships is increasingly impractical. — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
“Being an official divorce brought late-night channel-surfing up to a staggering new level of depressing. I just wanted to belong to someone… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Safe sex- if you're gonna make love with the person whom you love so much do it wearing the safest thing. .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife's mad at me again. She wanted to make a sex video last night and all I did was suggest we… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions on the website. You understand nothing still you say I agree... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want to be with my wife. Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I'm glad I did 'Married... with Children,' and I liked making all that money, and we all had a lot of laughs. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
'If you let a bully come in and chase you out of your front yard, he'll be on your porch and the… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Finding good partners is the key to success in anything: in business, in marriage and, especially, in investing. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Love is not something people feel, but something people try to express no matter how they feel. — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
One hopes, of course, that a relationship grows and becomes a deep and wonderful marriage and friendship that lasts forever. But that's… — Alana Stewart Copy Share Image
In my private circle I am a mother, grandmother, wife, friend, daughter... the success means nothing to my small tribe. — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
“If heterosexual people can get married then gay and lesbian people can get married too” — Paul Martin Copy Share Image
Obviously, anyone who has seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith knows that husband and wife married spies is something that I find particularly… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
“affectionate, indulgent father; and had, in consequence of her sister’s marriage, been mistress” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family is involved and my wife Brenda is a great, great writer. She helps me with the writing of everything and… — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
