Marriage Quotes · Page 413

“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.”

— Stewart Lee Beck

Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?

— John Waters

I wish I had been a better mother and a more compassionate and understanding wife in both of my marriages.

— Alana Stewart

[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now.

— Harry Connick, Jr

That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the…

— Francis George

If our love was a fairy tale I would charge in and rescue you On a yacht baby we would sail To…

— Shayne Ward

Men are monopolists of "stars, garters, buttons and other shining baubles"- unfit to be the guardians of another person's happiness.

— Marianne Moore

“At least Clarissa knows I'm benign. But that is not an adjective one wants to throw around about one's spouse: "This is…

— Steve Martin

“But after all the years, her husband and children have come to accept that, once every few weeks, their usually warmhearted and…

— Martha Stout

I didn't want to be equal to him. I didn't have to be equal to him and do what he did. That,…

— Alice Coltrane

“It was, unbelievably, not the most depressing thing we had ever seen: a bride, ripped from her own wedding, separated from her…

— Jodi Picoult

“Paradox is not suited to burials, nor to weddings or births, in fact. Sinister — or grotesque — events require commonplaces; the…

— Emil M. Cioran

Appallingly, I hadn't thought about it one jot. I never daydreamed as a little girl of getting married and having children. I…

— Helen McCrory

A perfect holiday for me is somewhere warm with a beach because I love swimming in the ocean, while my husband and…

— Monica Galetti

Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman.…

— Rick Santorum

“Men don’t want candy that’s been unwrapped. Maybe for a lark, but not when it comes to marriage. It may still be…

— Laura Moriarty

Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him.

— Roselyn Sanchez

Our lives should be more than just focusing on our marriage but on focusing our marriage toward what God's mission is for…

— Francis Chan

I feel like in 10 or 15 years' time our children are going to look back and say, 'What? You were around…

— Scarlett Johansson

I think, more than my husband, my mother-in-law gets excited and proud and what not whenever she sees me on-screen.

— Shweta Tripathi

This guy rite here is my future husband dont touch or I will kill u lol just kidding ahhh he so sexy…

— Anonymous

“You heard that man. He destroys marriages. He screws women for fun. Why are you not shocked?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep…

— Meryl Streep

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to…

— Ambrose Bierce

I've never felt that I've had some great fashion sense of my own - I tend to wear what my wife tells…

— Alessandro Nivola

My husband is a martial artist, and he thinks it's hilarious that I have a stage-fighting-proficiency certificate. He thinks that's ridiculous. Can't…

— Lesley Nicol

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.

— William Shakespeare

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

— Johnny Pesky

I adore the concept of being in love with one guy and spending the rest of my life with him.

— Madhuri Dixit Nene

I do my business in the morning, and then at 2 P.M., I write fiction for the rest of the day. I…

— Amy Bloom

“We will never be together. Sweetheart. I am too brittle, hidden, and snappish, and you are too married. You are altogether too…

— Sylvia Brownrigg

Why did the blonde send a blank letter to her husband in the army? They had a fight before he left and…

— Hussein Nishah

My husband and I were very different: I'm spontaneous and emotional; I'm loud - he was exactly the opposite. But you need…

— Rita Moreno

I think I tried to control situations within my first marriage and I wasn't the easiest person to live with.

— Gary Kemp

I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other…

— Babloo

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it

— Anonymous

“Why isn't it enough that I'm willing to submit to you?' Poppy asked, her own temper flaring. 'Why must I be eager…

— Lisa Kleypas

I didn't know what it would be like being on 'X Factor' with my husband. It's surpassed everything I could have expected.

— Ayda Field

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him…

— Joe Scarborough

MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

— Nikhil Saluja