“Suddenly, Mr. Parker’s shoulders drooped and he gave up, mumbling, “Happy wife, happy life.” — Cynthia Kadohata Copy Share Image
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. — Mary Quant Copy Share Image
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the… — Max Miller Copy Share Image
I made my debut in football at the age of 18, I met my wife at 27 and I never showed up… — Hernan Crespo Copy Share Image
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Sokrates' wife, Xanthippe, had in antiquity a reputation as a shrew - but being married to such a man would have tried… — Hilary J. Deighton Copy Share Image
Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be… — John Dod Copy Share Image
Marriage had certain commercial advantages. By it the man secures the exclusive right to the woman's body and by it, the woman… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
It's not the Church that has made the issue of marriage a matter of federal law. Those who are vigorously advocating for… — Lance B. Wickman Copy Share Image
“Years after the war, after marriages, children, divorces, books, he came to Paris with his wife. He phoned her. It's me. She… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
“For us the question is, has the marriage to do with well-being or with salvation? Is it a soteriological institution or a… — Adolf Guggenbühl-Craig Copy Share Image
“ What has started you on this?" I asked. "We were talking about the holidays." "Los Angeles is not a safe place… — Cynthia Lawrence Copy Share Image
So my husband is a health nut. He's a plastic surgeon, and over the years, he's explained to me exactly how important… — Dayna Devon Copy Share Image
The world is crazily in love with you, wildly and innocently in love. Even now, thousands of secret helpers are conspiring to… — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband. — Thurgood Marshall Copy Share Image
My best teacher was my mother. She was a diplomats wife living in the Arab world in the 70s and 80s who… — Katty Kay Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In between having my eldest daughter and my youngest, my husband and I lost two babies, one to a miscarriage and one… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
Love between friends may change with time. Love between spouses may fade with time. But a mother's love stays strong till the… — Nour Copy Share Image
“Marriage was like the surface of an ocean, seemingly placid and serene above; yet if you weren’t careful, seething and raging with… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
“What all couples have ever wanted, a little bit of privacy in which to practice all manners of love.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Im a PIMP and a PLAYER I got your wife send me her full body message.Im in tha airport with my niggas… — Dopeboy Copy Share Image
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off… — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
“Whosoever is seen with the wives of relatives or of friends either by force or with their consent, let one know him… — V. Fausbøll Copy Share Image
“Marriage isn’t about romance. It’s about commitment through the drudgery of everyday life, when the moonlight and roses have turned to sick… — Melinda Leigh Copy Share Image
In marriage, a woman becomes the weaker sex, even if her husband doesn't want her to be. This happens because of the… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and… — Gordie Howe Copy Share Image
The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, that's cool. But there's no "perfect husband."… — Nick Lachey Copy Share Image
The worst expression of the Prophet’s (Sallallahu ‘Alayhi Wa Sallam) anger towards his wife was that he would remain silent. — Nouman Ali Khan Copy Share Image
There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed… — Homer Copy Share Image
Formal declarations of mistrust, pre-nups are emotionally unfortunate. They overtly plan for failure, and thus involve a jarring cognitive dissonance. — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Both my husband and I give a lot of ourselves in what we do because that is our public lives but in… — Ashley Judd Copy Share Image
“Mothers don't cry at weddings because they're sentimental-- xxx Mothers cry because they know how hard it's going to be.” — Sean Stewart Copy Share Image
My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
