Marriage Quotes · Page 348

I honestly can't think of many more truly romantic gestures than a really well-thought-through prenuptial agreement.

— Naomi Alderman

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

— Ogden Nash

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

— Moms Mabley

I love acting, of course, but being with my husband and my children always brought me the greatest joy and happiness in…

— Meryl Streep

“Every flirtation is a marriage; it is a marriage in this frightful sense; that it is irrevocable.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we’ll even be in time for your uncle’s bloody wedding.”

— George R.R. Martin

The Queen's wedding dress in 1947, there was some embroidery on the train which was definitely there to illustrate new dawn/post-war optimism,…

— Kate Reardon

“I’m married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband…

— Marilyn Pappano

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous…

— Erma Bombeck

This going into Europe will not turn out to be the thrilling mutual exchange supposed. It is more like nine middle-aged couples…

— E. P. Thompson

For a while I didn't believe in marriage. But I think I do believe in having a love. I'm not saying only…

— Anonymous

“Third, one who is "in love" is not genuinely interested in fostering the personal growth of the other person. "If we have…

— Gary Chapman

“When love beckons to you follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to…

— Kahlil Gibran

The best predictor of a woman's involvement in terrorism, whether it's a secular or religious group, is a relationship with a terrorist:…

— Mia Bloom

He shrugged. "I was...thinking." "About what?" "The fires of purgatory." She had to sit down. He wasn't making any sense now. "What…

— Julie Garwood

I'm feeling really grateful. I'm feeling grateful that I've been able to participate in this game for as long as I have.…

— Pink

Beli at thirteen believed in love like a seventy-year-old widow who's been abandoned by family, husband, children and fortune believes in God.

— Junot Diaz

I don't think Pierre Trudeau knew how to be a husband. I couldn't stay in that marriage.

— Margaret Trudeau

“Something tells me organizing a protest against your husband’s client has got to be even worse than selling his Tiffany clocks.”

— Sophie Kinsella

The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe.

— Denzel Washington

Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.

— Vikrant Parsai

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, is a keen observer of life. The word Intellectual suggests straight away. A man…

— W. H. Auden

After my marriage ended - a hundred years ago - I had a few memorable Christmases on my own: what doesn't kill…

— Douglas Henshall

I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care…

— Irving Penn

"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any…

— Rosie O'Donnell

“Oversensitivity isn’t a problem, it’s your strength. It simply indicates you are more human than others. You should be proud of yourself.”

— Rebecca Harlem

Marriage isn't something you agree to do one day, and if things don't go right, then it's over.

— Faith Hill

Optimism is America's birthright… There is no social problem Americans dare not attack. No problem, that is, except one: about marriage, and…

— Maggie Gallagher

If you think it's possible to love your spouse too much, you probably haven't loved enough.

— Anonymous

I look forward to exercising my American civil liberties and getting fully, completely and legally married this year to my true love…

— Melissa Etheridge

As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are…

— Katharine Whitehorn

“In addition, he was surprised to admit, he trusted her not to stab him in his sleep. These seemed like good qualities…

— Kel Kade

Women must begin to "save" themselves and their daughters before they "save" their husbands and their sons; before they "save" the whole…

— Phyllis Chesler

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That…

— Gisele Bundchen

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit…

— Rich Vos

My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything…

— Melissa Etheridge

I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.

— Dick Armey

Don't go running off at the mouth. Let the picture tell the story. No one tunes in to hear you broadcast the…

— Marty Glickman

“the rest of the company would have preferred it if her husband had been the guest at the Beckhams”

— Leigh Michaels

Can a woman in a relationship, have a separate bank account and by herself things without informing her spouse?

— Anonymous