“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The Church has no double standard of morality. The moral code of heaven for both men and women is complete chastity before… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon-to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present? — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
I want to play a wife who cheats on her husband, or just a normal person who isn't an angel, because I… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
“When an Italian marries a Greek, you get the union of two lots of people who believe themselves to be the creators… — Joe Novella Copy Share Image
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“As for marriage, of course that would be silly, but there are other and more interesting bonds between men and women.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I see a cathedral, for instance, one that’s stood for centuries and I marvel and I wonder... How many people passed through… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
I am so blessed. I have an incredible wife, children I adore; I'm a very happy man. I've got a great mom… — Michael Kelly Copy Share Image
Any mature, spiritually sensitive view of marriage must be built on the foundation of mature love rather than romanticism. But this immediately… — Gary L. Thomas Copy Share Image
May this colloquium be an inspiration to all who seek to support and strengthen the union of man and woman in marriage… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
“One such father, decades ago now, John Quinn, a student at Humboldt State College in Arcata, California, made newspaper headlines when he… — Robert A. Bradley Copy Share Image
Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely… — Sheri L. Dew Copy Share Image
“Zack shook his head. "I am glad you aren't mine. You're going to be dead before you're forty." "No," rumbled my husband's… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Happy are they, who in the matter of marriage observe three rules. The first is to marry only in the Lord, and… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
Forget not that thy marriage, thy wealth, thy life are not for sense-pleasure, are not for thy individual personal happiness. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
“One night when we were sleeping they threw my wife and myself into the sea. My wife, however, was a fairy, and… — Richard Francis Burton Copy Share Image
I only have to look at what I have to live for, and it is to be a husband and daddy and… — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
No labourer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love -except the housewife. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
Me and the Dap-Kings, the whole band is playing a wedding band in 'The Wolf of Wall Street.' — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
“My wife's memory is getting terrible. She keeps forgetting to remind me of things I'm supposed to do.” — Thomas E. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“My husband doesn’t just love me. He knows how to love me. He knows what I need and when I need it,… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“As they say life is simple we make it complex… I add marriages are simple we make it complex.” — Arun Prabhu- aradhya Copy Share Image
Touring is easy. My wife will be with me a lot of the time. We get spoilt rotten, and all I have… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
My experience of dancing is exclusively at weddings or parties with alcohol involved and in the dark. — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
My husband has been an absolute angel for me. Always there when I need him as best he can. — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
“I like marriage, family life and I wish to get married again. But opting out of an unhappy marriage was a duty… — Rossana Condoleo Copy Share Image
If a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“How many married couples who stay married until one of them dies can honestly say that they weren't terribly bored at times?” — Holly Chamberlin Copy Share Image
When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Baron Barnett Joel Barnett Copy Share Image
Salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon, salmon. I eat so much salmon at these weddings, twice a year I get this urge to swim… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Marry someone who loves you because he was not only going to make you happy but he would never hurt you one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is traditionally the destiny offered to women by society. Most women are married or have been, or plan to be or… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Like many other Laureates, I have benefit immeasurably from the love and support of my wife and children. — John Pople Copy Share Image
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse,… — Asheya Copy Share Image
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image