The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Jo and I have a marriage based on friendship, which means hopefully you can survive. I'm so glad we have. — Geraldine James Copy Share Image
Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Fuck you and your Hampton house. I'll fuck your Hampton spouse. Came on her Hampton blouse. And in her Hampton mouth. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless; someone… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“Clever wives are mostly silent ,alert and pay equal attention to limiting the kind and degree of emotions of family which creates… — Kishore Bansal Copy Share Image
Let me tell you what is coming… Your fathers and husbands, your sons and brothers, will be herded at the point of… — Sam Houston Copy Share Image
“I had seen enough of Western courtship rituals to know European families did little to identify, research and arrange suitable marriages. Instead,… — Ovidia Yu Copy Share Image
But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good… — Augustus Baldwin Longstreet Copy Share Image
Upon the decease [of] my wife, it is my Will and desire th[at] all the Slaves which I hold in [my] own… — George Washington Copy Share Image
“Tribal custom dictates that women's honor must be protected at all costs, and in the absence of other opportunities for sex before… — John R. Bradley Copy Share Image
Jane: Mr. Rochester, if ever I did a good deed in my life-if ever I thought a good thought-if ever I prayed… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
The solitude and peace of mind are serving me quite well, not the least of which is due to the excellent and… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Mr. Anderson:Well, maybe we all should call it a night. Congrats to the happy couples. Will there be wedding bells soon? SnowGirl:Definitely.… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
MARRIED does not mean AVAILABLE no matter how unhappy it is, what problems you are having, or how you feel! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
I have ended up with quite a conventional marriage and family. But I still hold on to my younger self who didn't… — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
“My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.” — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
Being GAY is the ONLY sin people focus on. Cursing? Sin. Sex before marriage? Sin. Sins are sins. Y'all are too judgmental,… — Jaylon Hillsman Copy Share Image
“I tried, I really tried, to stick with it. I planned to grow old with this man and possibly die in his… — Brenda Perlin Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper,… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner” — Jim Cartwright Copy Share Image
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm,… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
A short story is a love affair, a novel is a marriage. A short story is a photograph; a novel is a… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Dear future husband: I wanna make you the happiest man alive as long as you're willing to do the same! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My house is going - kids running out, my wife is running in and out - but I like to sit down… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe. — Thomas Heywood Copy Share Image
I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel… — Robert Johnson Copy Share Image
The secret to a long and healthy marriage is to work at it and don't try and change each other. — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
We spend our lives trying to get along with people so we can keep our jobs, keep our marriages together, so that… — Helen Fisher Copy Share Image
The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“There are different eras in our lives when we need a break from marriage or a relationship and some others when we… — Ingrid Holm-Garibay Copy Share Image
What do I do when I go home? Work. That's basically my social life. I'm married to work. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
“She could only hold on to her husband with both hands and promise herself that the best way to keep someone was… — Lauren Willig Copy Share Image
“Go back to your wife…you man whore!" Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike.” — Shannon K. Butcher Copy Share Image
Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image