A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
“You supposed to be a Christian and you cursin’ and cheating on your husband.” — Quan Millz Copy Share Image
When you like what you like, it makes it easy for your husband to shop for you! — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you all the best. Happy married life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an activist for gay marriage equality and children's rights. I'm the face of Share Our Strength. — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“I want to be known as a good wife, mother and writer; but most of all, I desire to be known as… — Alisa Hope Wagner Copy Share Image
“And soon you will be my wife to have and to hold... To love and to cherish... "With my body I will… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
It isn't that I dislike artists, but I can't stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character. — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
“This tendency seems to support H. L. Mencken’s definition of a wealthy man: one whose income is $100 a year higher than… — Dalai Lama XIV Copy Share Image
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't know that I have a favorite meal. When I'm cooking I'm thinking about the person I'm feeding and I want… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I always advise young women to have a career irrespective of how happily married they are. In fact, their in-laws and husband… — Sussanne Khan Copy Share Image
No state has hitherto existed (at least that we have any account of) ... that no check whatever has existed to early… — Thomas Malthus Copy Share Image
“In the English language, we have one word for love, which translates into our sexual drive. The ancient Greeks had more than… — Celso Cukierkorn Copy Share Image
I find my husband's family history fascinating, as they can trace the family lineage back to ancestors who fought, and died, in… — Kim Edwards Copy Share Image
“A (house)wife now performs the tasks once distributed between servants of different rank or undertaken by the maid of all work. Her… — Carole Pateman Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, only your husband is permitted to accompany you in Doctor’s office for the consultation,” the receptionist said primly. Taylor looked… — Teal Ceagh Copy Share Image
“Priceless gifts: The gift of love. The gift of parent. The gift of husband The gift of wife The gift of children… — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“Divorce was never a thought...A life together forever was our only plan.” — Fawn Weaver Copy Share Image
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny. — James M. Cain Copy Share Image
My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three. — Ellen Barkin Copy Share Image
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“Ours is a long marriage, and we have found solitude together. [p. 23]” — Carolyn Heilbrun Copy Share Image
The 'perfect marriage' of food and wine should allow for infidelity". — Roy Andries De Groot Copy Share Image
“…for I look upon the Frasers to be about as unhappy as most other married people.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him. — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive. — Joe Torre Copy Share Image