My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
“A woman who slaves for a man does not have a marriage; she has a master.” — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
My wife and I are rock solid together and, curiously enough, always have been. — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My husband says, 'What Joan walk? You've always walked that way!' — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
That whole getting married live, having the fans pick the cake, all that stuff... That was my idea. — Erica Mena Copy Share Image
Fairy tales are about money, marriage, and men. They are the maps and manuals that are passed down from mothers and grandmothers… — Marina Warner Copy Share Image
“Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart.” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don’t you want a relationship like your parents have? They look at each other with love and heart, not just as an… — Kailin Gow Copy Share Image
I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Learn to accept your spouse's point of view, and allow them their emotions because you'd expect the same thing in return. — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
The murder of my husband by the railways has altered the way I think about everything. I had always thought that the… — Nina Bawden Copy Share Image
“The neighborhood drug dealer kicks out his wife. He moves in a girlfriend and the wife finds out. The wife lets herself… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
The video for 'Whatever' is kind of a documentary in a way. It's showing that love can last. Not just in your… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
I think it was in 1971 or 1974, the Supreme Court ruled marriage is not a subject that the federal government can… — Ken Cuccinelli Copy Share Image
If you've experienced cheating in a new marriage, the real work is not obsessively combing through all the details of what happened,… — Emily V. Gordon Copy Share Image
Everyone has a perception if you are divorced. I got so busy with work that I didn't even have the time to… — Masaba Gupta Copy Share Image
“There is no doubt that Einstein's pipe was his closest associate, while others--including wife and family--were never permitted the illusion that they… — Palle Yourgrau Copy Share Image
“Because you are not scared to admit out loud that you're afraid. Or to ask questions... and because you know that your… — Leslie Esdaile Copy Share Image
“At night we would lie down and snuggle like an old married couple.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Faith is the foundation of every virtue that strengthens marriage. — L. Whitney Clayton Copy Share Image
When a man has a wife and three youngsters he's not going to give up a well-paying job. — Van Heflin Copy Share Image
I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live. — Michael Davis Copy Share Image
I feel bad for my future husband because of my unpredictable & meaningless mood swings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
My husband says he wants to have the best hay field in Britain. I can't wait. — Jasmine Guinness Copy Share Image
