My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“At night we would lie down and snuggle like an old married couple.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
My husband says, 'What Joan walk? You've always walked that way!' — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
Faith is the foundation of every virtue that strengthens marriage. — L. Whitney Clayton Copy Share Image
I feel bad for my future husband because of my unpredictable & meaningless mood swings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live. — Michael Davis Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously. — John Ortberg Copy Share Image
So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be… — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
“He could hardly believe that after the dozens of weddings he'd performed in this church, the bride was finally walking down the… — Gabrielle Meyer Copy Share Image
“[My husband] can beat most anyone in Trivial Pursuit, but only because the game does not include questions like "Where is your… — Amy Sutherland Copy Share Image
As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately the wife he got was weak and a slut, something he would never allow himself to have.” — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Unable to suppress love, the Church wanted at least to disinfect it, and it created marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I do not grieve for him as a wife, as Anne Devereux has grieved for her husband William Herbert. She promised him… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
Dr. King has long been my hero. I didn't get to work with him much, but my husband did in the early… — Shirley Sherrod Copy Share Image
“Well, the husband was very depressed for the longest while. Even after he found out that his wife was going to pull… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
“Yes, you'd make a great partner for him. What with the embezzling and the adultery and the drinking. That's what every man… — Eleanor Brown Copy Share Image
“There's a home for you here at North Hill, you know that, and my wife joins me in begging you to stay.… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
“Taking inspiration from her own experiences as a wife, mother, principal and teacher, Ellick creates a realistic and thought-provoking modern scenario for… — Bainbridge Island Review Copy Share Image
“HERE IS HOW Billy Pilgrim lost his wife, Valencia. He was unconscious in the hospital in Vermont, after the airplane crashed on… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Really, this horrid House of Commons quite ruins our husbands for us. I think the Lower House by far the greatest blow… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man has a wife and three youngsters he's not going to give up a well-paying job. — Van Heflin Copy Share Image
My husband says he wants to have the best hay field in Britain. I can't wait. — Jasmine Guinness Copy Share Image
You must be DIVORCED from your SIN, or you cannot be MARRIED to CHRIST. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My wife, my daughter, and my son have my first loyalty and always will. — Michael Cohen Copy Share Image
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