My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen Copy Share
